In a culinary scandal rocking the elite, Martha Stewart, Uber Eats’ spokesperson, has confessed she’s never ordered takeout, despite hawking...

In a shocking move, former President Donald J. Trump has ditched the Oval Office to become a district court judge...

Once MTV’s king of cringe, Tom Green has traded Tinseltown’s glitz for a barnyard in rural Ontario, sources have confirmed....

Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin has stormed the Democratic Party’s stage, proclaiming herself its alpha male—despite being a woman—and demanding liberals...

Whoopi Goldberg’s $5K baby bonus for minority moms is a woke plan to boost birth rates, sources have confirmed. In...

FBI Director Kash Patel trumpeted a $5 million reward for nabbing MS-13 kingpin Yulan Adonay Archaga Carías, only for Democrats...

In a bizarre twist, Vice President J.D. Vance joined Pope Francis for an Easter egg hunt in the Vatican’s gardens,...

Former President Joe Biden, mistakenly believing he’s still in office, plans to dress as a female rabbit for the White...

Wendy’s new “I Kissed the Ground” meal deal mocks Katy Perry’s space stunt, sources have confirmed. After the pop star’s...

In a ruling that echoed across social media echo chambers and university faculty lounges, the Supreme Court of the United...