HOLLYWOOD, CA — Kevin Sorbo reportedly returned to Hollywood this week armed with a sword, sandals, and twenty years of...

LAWRENCE, MA — Confusion spread across Massachusetts after Lawrence Mayor Brian DePeña was arrested on fraud charges and his attorney...

CHICAGO, IL — Oprah Winfrey reportedly became an instant frontrunner for the 2028 Democratic nomination after demonstrating the party’s most...

DETROIT, MI — Abdul El-Sayed unveiled a revolutionary plan to save American football from masculinity by removing tackling, yelling, scorekeeping,...

NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s honeymoon with the teachers union reportedly ended after officials discovered that socialism can...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez walked into a bar Tuesday, demanded the same stool, ordered...

MADISON, WI — Hasan Piker warned that “the knives will be out” after socialist Francesca Hong lost Wisconsin’s Democratic gubernatorial...

NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s rent advisor, Tracy Rosenthal, unveiled a revolutionary housing program Tuesday allowing New Yorkers...

DETROIT, MI — Abdul El-Sayed unveiled a revolutionary healthcare proposal Monday promising Americans free healthcare in exchange for the minor...

NEW YORK, NY — Bill Maher accidentally uncovered the Democratic Socialists of America’s final policy objective after learning that apparently...