Before he departs the office of the presidency in just a few weeks, Joe Biden issued Ukraine one final blank check for whatever they’d like to spend it on before he left office, sources confirm.
“Here, go get yourself something nice,” read the card that the blank check was included in before being mailed to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. “Trump isn’t going to send as many of these, so maybe tuck an extra billion or two under your mattress. You know, for the rainy days ahead. Call me when you get this. I love you.”
Critics of the president’s spend-friendly attitude towards Ukraine say they hope this is the last amount of substantial, unchecked aid the country receives for a while.
“Another blank check? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of the first few blank checks?” asked Jessica Benton, a local concerned citizen of a small town that could really use some infrastructure help. “Does anybody have a say in how many billions of dollars we send Ukraine for weapons whenever they hit us up? Or they just text Joe and make it happen?”
As of press time, Joe Biden announced that full ownership of Disneyland, Mount Rushmore, and the Kansas City Chiefs will soon be transferred over to Ukraine.
This moron became president to complete the destruction of America that Obama started what a piece walking scum
Yes, I totally agree!!! I wonder if the people who voted for him are now regretting it.
Obviously not because they also voted for Kackling Kamala.
RIGHT on the money, Barbara. Keep up the ‘perfect and righteous’ dialog.
Sign kamala’s name on it.
As far as I’m concerned, Ukraine can have all things Disney!
Old joe’ is a typical dem-OC-rat. Has to spend money, no matter whose money it is.