Political insiders say Taylor Sheridan and Billy Bob Thornton may have accidentally launched a presidential campaign after a single Landman scene summarized The View more honestly than Congress has in a decade, sources have confirmed.
According to witnesses, several View hosts were seen gasping, shaking fists, and attempting to act shocked by the description, despite the fact it perfectly matched their daily programming mission statement.
One host reportedly insisted, “I don’t hate men, I just don’t trust them, don’t need them, and don’t want them speaking,” before accusing the show of “toxic realism.”
Far-left fans of The View immediately attempted to apply their usual cancel culture routine to Landman, demanding boycotts, apologies, and emotional safety warnings.
Unfortunately for them, the effort failed after executives pointed to overwhelming ratings and viewers who were laughing instead of apologizing.
Media analysts noted the real outrage was not the insult, but that it came from a scripted drama instead of a conservative podcast, which made it harder to dismiss.
Meanwhile, conservatives coast to coast praised Thornton for simply saying what millions already think every morning while accidentally leaving daytime television on.
Several voters reportedly stated that if Thornton and Sheridan are not on the ballot in 2028, they will be writing them in anyway under the slogan “Thornton-Sheridan ’28, Not All Heroes Wear Capes”
As of press time, Billy Bob Thornton had still not acknowledged the movement, though insiders say he is polling surprisingly well among people tired of being yelled at by millionaires on television.
You are all suffering from acute long-term neurotices
I dont watch the show, never have, never will. Just in the news is enough nausea for me
The VIEW is the show I avoid. LANDMAN is great, I’m hooked
100%. Bill Bob is great in this show
Your loss. Boo fucking hoo. Now go get a life
🤣 Landman is great. Love watching.
I don’t know of anybody that watches these ignoramuses. It is just a few overly privileged racist hacks lashing out because they hate themselves, men and America.
Well said. I don’t even know what Landman is. That’s probably a good thing.
Ignorami, just like hippopotomi (any implied or inferred resemblance is left to the viewer).
If it weren’t for the view and its corpulent personalities, Greg Gutfeld would lose 20% of his nightly monologue. The views needed to show just how ignorant people can be. I cannot understand how aIf it weren’t for the view and it’s corpulent personalities, Greg Gutfeld would lose 20% of his nightly monologue. The views needed to show just how ignorant people can be. I cannot understand how a woman of any reasonable intelligence level could sit and watch this dribble day after day. Of course I understand that mama June is a fan.
That’s funny, but not true.
Was your post so brilliant that you had to repeat it to make it look “bigger?”
I love Billy Bob Thornton and “Landman.” The women are a bit slutty, but redeem themselves by charitable actions from time to time. The hispanic woman, beautiful, not slutty (the one who is with Thornton’s son in “Landman”).
If Taylor Sheridan and Billy Bob Thornton want to go “ Beth Dutton “ on the “ ladies ?” of The View, I am all for it ! And if Beth Dutton wants to go “ Carl “ on em, who am I to stand in her way ?!
I don’t watch either show so it really doesn’t matter.
Has The View ever scanned the audience? I know I’m asking the wrong choir, but who….uh what….are these people?