CNN, still licking its wounds from the $300 million CNN+ disaster that tanked in 2022, is launching a new streaming service, All Access, this fall, betting on dwindling viewership to drive subscriptions, sources have confirmed.
The board, in a head-scratching move, believes fewer eyeballs mean more wallets will open for their “live and on-demand” package, per industry insiders.
“Less viewers, more payers—genius!” one exec reportedly gushed, ignoring CNN+’s 23-day collapse.
Conservatives on X are howling, with posts mocking the “propaganda paywall” as a desperate cash grab by a “dying network.”
Trump, on Truth Social, called it “the worst business move since Biden’s economy!”
The right argues CNN’s plummeting ratings—down 30% since 2024—prove Americans reject their “woke lies.”
Liberals, meanwhile, cheer the pivot, hoping All Access revives their “trusted source.”
As of press time, CNN was brainstorming a “Pay to Cringe” tier featuring Brian Stelter’s potato analyses.
The lefties battle cry. Down with up!
CNN needs to go. Quit kicking and leave quietly.
Another one bites the dust. Still can’t believe advertisers still spend their money on advertising with a platform nobody watches anymore. Keep feeding that dead horse media. Can’t fix stupid anymore. Americans aren’t as stupid anymore that want to listen to bullsh-t everyday. You people the news media everyday told everyone the border was secure when over 15+ Million illegals walked right in. Then you swore up and down brain dead Biden was brilliant and fully competent and leading this country problem was he was brain dead before he was president. Lied about how great the economy was doing and the pandemic lies and you think people are ever going to trust assholes like you ever again. Keep beating up Trump more people see how much better they are better off now than with asshole democrats and lying Biden. Your finished just like democrats are finished for ever they can never ever be trusted ever again. Bankruptcy is on its way couldn’t be fast enough. Love to see your outrageous paid news people cry when they all lose their jobs. All are POS.
You hit the nail on the head sue
It’s amazing ! How any of the media’s still exist. Especially the Communist National Network . No one listens to their hate filled rhetoric they spew.Except their overpaid selves . MSNBC is a crock of crap As well as all media’s. I want to see Trump totally allow only real news reporters in the press room He doesn’t realize we hate those people’s insane idiotic questions Over And over . We heard that for 4 long miserable years. And please do not allow one from the media terror organizations . Especially white people Never watch or listen . . Not those that love America! From the NYT’s whose owner was responsible for starting the civil war. And today is responsible for keeping the race riots against whites Going ! . And Making murdering illegals sound like wonderful citizens. Like the Wife beating Terrorists human trafficker that the fools tried to make a sitting leader of another country obey them To release their beloved killer ! I bet the world laughed their heads off at this e idiots. It a shame he didn’t arrest them for interfering in their countries government. Those in the medias are having a racist crap meltdown Because Trump gave 59 WHITE African farmers Asylum . The Muslim Africans have been killing the white South African farmers for 20 yrs. But the media’s That are all foreign owned Never reported it Because it was a crime against white people. And it was Muslims that were doing it And being black killers As well They glorified their killing of entire families. You think racism is horrible in America against white people Well they murdered entire families like Hamas . I hope they give them farms as they are truly an asset to America Not like the millions we are keeping up. We have over 59 million illegals and blacks Thats enough Now it’s time we get white people . Biden didn’t allow Ukrainians to enter because they were white. Blacks who claim to be African can do like 1000’s of other blacks that bought the African connection crap. You can’t make this up. Watch them on the Internet Begging for help to come back home.
And emp at news hour would be a blessing Maybe the fools that do watch the media’s would realize there is a real America . Instead of the boob tubes rendition .