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Commanders Get Yuge Mall Home Trump Says

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
May 7, 2025
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In a bold move, President Donald Trump announced the Washington Commanders’ new home will be a massive stadium on the National Mall, boasting a jaw-dropping capacity of over 1 million fans, sources have confirmed.

Flanked by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and team owner Josh Harris in the Oval Office, Trump called it “the greatest stadium ever, nobody does it better.”

The plan, tied to the 2027 NFL Draft on the Mall, aims to transform D.C. into a football mecca, with Trump promising “yuge” economic boosts.

Conservatives on X cheered, with one post joking, “Bigger than Biden’s ego!”

Liberals, however, slammed the idea as a “monstrosity,” citing the Mall’s sacred status. Urban planners warn a million-seat stadium defies logistics, but Trump waved off critics, insisting, “We’ll make it fit, folks.”

As of press time, Trump was sketching a “Trump Tower Endzone” on a cocktail napkin.

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Comments 4

  1. GSM says:
    21 hours ago

    Yep lots of room to take the knee
    Sorry. But Football fell from its once likable position. Now it ranks up there with those in Hollywood and democrats.
    Sorry but Americans have paid too many millions to the sorry players

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    • nanny says:
      10 hours ago

      amen. too political and woke for me

      Reply
  2. Diaz says:
    5 hours ago

    But only eleven bathrooms.

    Reply
  3. Lucy says:
    35 minutes ago

    No quit using taxpayer money for these very rich owners, players they can pay for it Not Taxpayers use our tax money to pay for these over indulging sports, then charge outrageous prices to go to a game that We paid for done with this garbage we have poor, and our Veterans that need homes food, not this not these over indulge people

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