America’s democratic royalty were reportedly stunned this week after the hosts of The View momentarily suggested that Bill and Hillary Clinton should comply with congressional subpoenas, sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, the comment caused immediate confusion within Democratic circles, where subpoenas are traditionally viewed as symbolic suggestions meant for Republicans, conservatives, and people who don’t vacation on private islands.
Bill was reportedly “deeply offended” by the implication that he should appear somewhere he didn’t personally schedule, while Hillary Clinton’s aides scrambled to locate the clause in the Constitution that exempts former Secretaries of State from consequences.
On-air, Ana Navarro bravely explained that accountability is important for society, while also clarifying how emotionally difficult it is when it applies to people she likes.
Other hosts attempted to soften the blow by reminding viewers that the Clinton’s have already provided “all the information they feel like sharing,” which experts say is the gold standard of transparency.
Clinton allies later reassured loyal viewers that subpoenas are only legitimate when aimed at Trump associates, January 6 defendants, or anyone lacking a media protection plan.
Legal analysts noted the incident marked the first recorded time The View accidentally flirted with reality.
As of press time, producers were reportedly reminding the hosts that the correct response to Clinton scandals is immediate discomfort followed by commercial break.
Can you imagine what would happen to YOU or ME if we didn’t comply with a Congressional subpoena ? Or ANY subpoena issued by ANY authorized legal body ?
“Rules for thee but not for me !” The Clinton’s wrote the book…
The Democrat/Socialist party published it for its members. The Democrat/Socialist liberal/woke media promotes its sales !
I can’t believe “The View” had a brain fart and forgot these facts for a second !
What are they trying to do ? Get canceled ?
Is this a “burst your bubble” moment???
Now grow a set of balls and put them in prison just like you do everyone else. These two think they are above ever law there is and need to be held accountable and punished just like everyone else. With warrants in hand raid their house at 2:00 am and drag them out in their pajamas and make sure the news media is covering all of it. Also search ever in of their place for all hidden documents of corruption. It’s Tim to put them in their place that they are no better than anyone else is. No special treatment just the laws that are enforced on ever other citizen.
Love the private islands bit! Great sense of humor guys.