In a bold and controversial declaration that has sent shockwaves through the nation, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt announced to the media that all illegal immigrants are considered criminals, sources have confirmed.
During a fiery press briefing, Leavitt stated, “If you’re here illegally, you’re a criminal by definition. It’s really quite simple.”
The statement quickly ignited a firestorm of debate across social media and news outlets, with critics accusing the White House of fostering division and misunderstanding. “We’re just stating the obvious,” Leavitt defended, as she doubled down on her stance amid a barrage of questions from increasingly flustered reporters.
Legal experts and civil rights activists were quick to challenge the assertion, citing the complexity of immigration law and the circumstances that drive individuals to cross borders. Meanwhile, supporters applauded the administration’s “no-nonsense” approach to immigration enforcement.
As the briefing continued, Leavitt suggested that the administration might consider issuing dictionaries to the press corps, “so everyone can look up the word ‘illegal’ and really get a grasp on it.”
As of press time, Merriam-Webster had reported a sudden spike in online dictionary traffic, particularly on the definition pages for “illegal” and “oversimplification.”
Love it, Love it, Love it!
Love it, Love it, Love it too!!
Merriam-Webster will change the definition to suit the left, nothing new and not funny at all…
It really isn’t hard to understand. While the mainstream media, leftist Democrats, and many in the braindead press corps, live in Fantasyland, those of us with common sense, live in the real world where words actually have meanings!
It was so refreshing to finally hear a press secretary, who knew how to do her job. Loved it, loved it!!
The only part that was irritating was when reporters don’t listen to the answers. Some of the questions were actually stupid! Expecting the prices of food to be down after a President’s only been in the office for a week. Reporters, please use common sense.
I loved her no nonsense approach. Finallly someone who can manage turning away from repetitious reporters and answer boldly and with accuracy. Love the dictionary spike of sales.
they have been needing a dictionary 4 years ago
She is 100% correct, by definition they are criminals, they broke our immigration laws. If the laws need to be revised, both parties need to sit down and have a meaningful discussion, not one party totally disregarding the law just to be contrary. Our nation may be the richest country in the world, but we can’t support millions of undocumented and unvetted illegals when we have thousands of our own who are homeless and need our help, not to mention how unfair it is to let all these people in our country, when thousands of others are paying lawyers good money to come legally!
I use my Older dictionaries since I don’t agree with current Leftist definitions. When a Supreme Court applicant (female) cannot define “What a Woman is” then recourse of a modern dictionary is Useless.
The old administrations Press Secretary was purposefully a mud layer of deception…
The new administrations Press Secretary is purposefully a clear window of truth…
Very refreshing !
Actually, I think that sums up the differences between the two administrations in every aspect !
Save an old copy of Merriam-Webster before the meaning and definition is changed…
What an amazing young woman! She surely has got her act together…
The leftists are desparate to redefine who is an illegal criminal. George Orwell would love it.
It is also illegal to discriminate, but DEI “Affirmative Action” has been doing that for over 50 years. Now that is stopping. Got to love this Administration.
The press today need timer watch the press secretary and correct some of their news stories.
Thank God for Donald John Trump!