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Four Illegal Immigrants Located at NFL Star Quarterback’s House

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
January 23, 2025
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Four illegal immigrants were mistakenly identified as maintenance workers at NFL star quarterback Joe Burrow’s house, sources have confirmed.

The mix-up occurred when the four men, who were actually there to seek employment, were assumed to be the regular crew due to their possession of a toolbox and several ladders.



The confusion lasted several hours, during which the immigrants performed various odd jobs around Burrow’s residence, from cleaning gutters to fixing a leaky faucet—all under the watchful eye of Burrow’s security team, who praised their work ethic and even offered hydration tips. “They just showed up with tools and started working, so we figured Joe hired them,” one confused security guard mentioned.

Burrow, who was away at practice during the incident, returned home to find his house in better shape than he left it and initially thought nothing of it. It was only after reviewing security footage that he realized the mix-up.

As the story of mistaken identity and unexpected home improvement broke, it sparked a discussion about employment verification processes.

As of press time, the four men had received several job offers from neighbors impressed by their inadvertent audition for handyman roles.

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Comments 9

  1. Ambrose Grabowski says:
    11 months ago

    Seeking employment my butt! It is a good thing Burrows “security team” was there. Growing up in So. Cal. in the ’60’s/’70’s I chased after “gardeners” who would leave with more than just their toolbox and ladders!

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    • SandMan says:
      11 months ago

      Wonder if this is even a true story?What security team doesn’t know who their boss’s gardeners were.And wouldn’t Burrows have introduced them to the new gardening crew?Why didn’t they call Burrows and ask him if he hired a new crew if he hadn’t told them about a new crew?Seems like once again a dig at President Trump concerning his illegal alien executive order

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  2. Tonja Cumbaa says:
    11 months ago

    They are here illegally, take a job away from a company hired to do the work. Deport.a for effort but you need to be here legally

    Reply
  3. browserr says:
    11 months ago

    Fire the security team! They should never have made it past the security checkpoint. Good thing they weren’t there to do something bad.

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    • SandMan says:
      11 months ago

      Wonder if this is even a true story?What security team doesn’t know who their boss’s gardeners were.And wouldn’t Burrows have introduced them to the new gardening crew?Why didn’t they call Burrows and ask him if he hired a new crew if he hadn’t told them about a new crew?Seems like once again a dig at President Trump concerning his illegal alien executive order

      Reply
  4. Karen says:
    11 months ago

    Illegals are illegals send them home! We know these jobs to be given to the US citizens. How completely ignorant this security man allowing these people to show up and start working!!! Get these men and their families out of here.! First steps to get America back to the way it should be in. It has been thank God for Donald J Trump.!!!

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  5. MAGA Man says:
    11 months ago

    EX-v.p? Kamala said, Who is going to “Pick your cotton? Who is going to wash your clothes, who is
    going to clean your house? Who is going to wait on you when you go out? Who is going to baby-set
    your kids? Who is going to rob your house and commit all the other crimes we need done? We are
    short on these criminals or they are just to lazy to commit them.

    Reply
  6. David says:
    11 months ago

    I remember when immigration / ice would go around to all the Chinese restaurants and check everyone for work permits . For each person without a permit , the restaurant would be fined a few thousand dollars and the employees would be in a lot of trouble . Sometimes the restaurant would close because not enough employees. Not nobody ever said anything about it .

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  7. GC Davis says:
    11 months ago

    Why do people take this site so seriously? If people can’t distinguish news from satire, that’s scary!

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