Voters are hankering for a third political party but would rather elect a rodeo clown than Elon Musk’s X Party, Sources have confirmed.
Fox News’ latest poll shows 60% of Americans want a new political option, but only 4% back Musk’s tech-fueled fantasy of a cyber-utopia.
The GOP, America’s red-blooded cornerstone, remains untouchable, while Musk’s plan—think “Tesla tax breaks” and AI-drafted laws—gets booed like a city slicker at a cattle ranch.
“We want choices, not a sci-fi overlord,” said a voter, waving a MAGA hat.
Polls reveal voters prefer a party led by a lasso-twirling cowboy or a bald eagle over Musk’s Martian manifesto.
Republicans, riding high on their patriotic wave, scoffed at Elon’s ambitions.
“He can orbit Mars, but our base stays red,” a GOP operative laughed.
Musk’s X platform is now a meme fest mocking his political tumble.
Voters cited fears of Neuralink brain chips and Starlink-only campaigns as dealbreakers.
As of press time, Musk was reportedly pitching his party to a herd of self-driving Teslas, swearing they’re “the electorate’s future horsepower.”
America has a third party it’s called the Independent Party you fools out there that don’t understand your own Government ill spell it out for you Republicans Democrats Independents three Parties. Elon Musk isn’t a natural born American citizen he’s from South Africa born and raised so him wanting a third party join the Independent party simply and easy. The two parties Republicans and Democrats need Competition so join the Independent party like I have but we need good candidates to run for President and Congress the two party system is dead in America it doesn’t work and the Founding Fathers new this you must have three parties to be a successful Country.
Truth to power. We have more than 2 parties. Independent and Federalists And Constitutionalists And the Green Party. All of which never get recognition except for the loonies in the Green Party. Tulsi is now an independent
I think this is just Rupert Murdoch’s wishful thinking.And Elon’s little boy temper tantrum . FOX is not a conservatives news anymore than the rest They just know conservative Americans Have no news except the net ., Money wise it works out in .In their favor Remember the last 4 years Fox is as in the hate wagon too ! . And AI is indoctrinating worse than the boob tube . Over 90% of articles are Ai or chpt or grok . Musk is not a natural born American citizen and neither is either one of his parents. But let’s remember Kamala and Obama are not either. And the democrats still put them into office without a peep out of republicans When T Cruz ran . They made him prove his mother was a natural born American citizen. Obama is a legal citizen of Indonesia. He uses 3 stolen SS#’s . The court says he can borrow . That’s how he was able to go to school there and his rich step dad adopted him. Kamala is And Anchor baby dropped on our soil out of an llegal womb on our soil.
As for me. George Washington Told Americans would end up hating the two party system And we do .
We need no party affiliation only legal natural born American vetted citizens. Who can not take donations or outside money. This should not be allowed . Anymore than the rich buying the political votes. Which we know is why we always get screwed by our government