Following Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff’s shocking decision to support President Trump, Hollywood elites and Silicon Valley executives have joined forces to launch a new spiritual emergency service — the Woke Exorcism Hotline, sources have confirmed.
The hotline, funded by a coalition of Netflix producers and out-of-touch social media influencers, promises to “cleanse conservative energy” from anyone exposed to right-wing opinions.
The group, which has quietly been battling the rise of dangerous independent thought since President Trump reentered office in January, now warns that America is facing a “Stage 4 Nonconformity” crisis — a rare condition in which citizens begin forming opinions without progressive approval.
Celebrity members reportedly gathered for private dinners where choirs chanted “Orange Man bad” on repeat to purge guests of forbidden empathy.
Witnesses say several A-listers stomped their feet, demanding to know “how could you have your own opinion?” before collapsing into their gluten-free risotto.
Insiders claim the hotline has already fielded thousands of calls from panicked CEOs terrified of “losing woke points.”
One anonymous tech mogul whispered, “I started to think for myself — I need immediate re-indoctrination.”
As of press time, hotline operators were still screening new members to ensure none had ever watched The Apprentice without crying.
This email doesn’t even MAKE SENSE!!!!!
While this is funny it also has a ring of truth to it.
Four legs good, two legs better!
Hollywood is a Democrat Socialist mouth piece, has been since I have been on this rock
Hollywood libs are cockroaches – they scatter and hide in the darkness when light (enlightenment) appears.
There would never be enough priests or preachers that could Remove. Or a exorcism big enough that could remove Hollywood/LA ‘s vile putrid evil . Hell is their next home. Hollywood has always been known for their evil and filth. Yet look at their filthy lifestyles telling you how to live . And Politicians being their equal . All of which Americans have allowed into their homes through the boob tube/internet . Making those rich when you are their goal of death and destruction .Like Football both entities are people who think their talent made them rich. When in fact It’s your money that help them continue their evil . I pray that God will forgive me for ever having one in my home . I threw out the cursed TV when Bill Clinton. Murdered the people of Rubyridge and Waco. And has never had to explain why .Thats the day the media’s became the democrats whores and no longer are anything near journalism. Especially letting my 3 sons ever sit in front of one. Disney is one of the worst where it comes to children. They made their fortune off of Witchcraft and magic. Now it’s perverts trying to destroy the most innocent in our families Disney is the number 2 largest child sex trafficking agency . Next to Hillary Clinton’s who has the number one . All three things God himself says he hates and will spew you out . It’s really a big thing When God says he hates you !
Remember- The Directors Coach ! Many young girls and boys were sexually destroyed for money and fame. Madonna has made it known she sold her soul to Satan As well as many more since her confession
Just wait and see what God himself does to that place