Following his full pardon earlier this week, Hunter Biden has now been named the first ever recipient of the Nobel Prize for Smoking Crack, sources have confirmed.
“I can think of no finer man to receive the first one of these than my son, Hunter,” said Joe Biden, speaking before the presentation of the first ever Nobel Prize that rewards an illegal activity. “Certainly some will say this decision was corrupted by nepotism, but make no mistake: my son Hunter is simply the best there is at smoking crack and failing upwards. This award is the culmination a lifetime of my son’s disappointing and illegal behavior. I’m just so proud of him.”
Sadly, the nomination ceremony was marred by Hunter Biden’s late arrival and unfortunate conduct once he made it.
“I’ve been to dozens of these ceremonies, and I’ve never seen a recipient be less appreciative,” said Nobel Prize committee member Jessica Marshall. “I couldn’t believe the way he stumbled off stage after that terrible speech and just left the award up there. It’s like he doesn’t even care about any of this. Then later, I heard they found the Nobel Prize just sitting on the bathroom sink, like he forgot it in there or something. I hope they pick someone better for this prize next year.”
As of press time, Hunter Biden had reportedly pawned his Nobel Prize for $35.
LOL….So sad but TRUE!!!! Democrats have proved what LIARS they truly are!!!
This story, while clearly satire, if real would come as little if any more odd than the interminable utter bizarreness that the woke ‘progressives” have brought to the American scene particularly in the last four or five years. With them, even the sky is no limit. At all.
You mean!!!!!!!! This not a treat story. I can’t get ture fact even on SKRAPE. Where oh where
do I go. Hopefully they bring back “Mad, Mad, Mag magz. Now they allways told the truth!!
Well if he was awarded anything it would just show how stupid people are. He is a zero according to many-he got away with a lot that other people would not have got away with-only because his daddy is an old stupid president. Hope they burn in hell-they are a disgrace
Follow the little white line, follow the little white line🤪
The democrats are still extremely dangerous to America, they have stolen billions since Obama showed them how easy it is with the theft of 1/2 billion from solindra. They have stolen Covid money, so called inflation reduction money, planned parenthood and many, many others. The bidens took theft and extortion to extremes with hunter and Ukraine. A steamy pile of shit has more character than democrats.
If a ordinary Citizen has done half of what Hunter Biden has done he or her would still be in jail for lying on a gun application and not paying they’re taxes how much longer are the Biden’s going to get away with their crimes the whole Biden family are corrupt criminals because Joe Biden admitted in his own words that he sold our secrets how much longer are the Biden family going to keep being a disgrace to America. Hunter Biden was not targeted by the Republicans he is guilty as hell he lied on a gun application about his drug use then had his wife throws the gun in a dumpster and he is guilty for not paying taxes on two million dollars that most likely came from his corrupt ways from Ukraine
You can spend your time asking questions or realise none of these crimes will go unanswered.
God has the final say and no one can by pass God. Note most of these criminals are well old
enough to know God’s law but refuse to acknowledge it.
“It is appointed unto man, to die, and then the judgement.”
“He that has the son hath life! He that hath not the son, hath no life!” (Which is eternal life in heaven.)
The decision must be made before you die, but since the only time you can count on is now, I recommend
you realise you are a sinner, you need to ask God for forgiveness and save your soul! (No one can do this
for you! No priests, have NO POWER to foregive sins only God!)
I believe that this latest showing of President Bidens many lies, (that he said over and over….he will not parden hunter) will be the death knell of the Democratic party. I see that party disintegrating and possible merging with the Independant party. They have gone way to far to the progressive left for Americas taste. I really think the Dems cannot recover from this. Am I right?
Truth sometimes is stranger than fiction. Ask Joe, he will admit, for sure, no pardon.
Corruption and dirty money are the only legacy this corrupted man has that’s what he strived to be the worlds worst president in the history of America I hope the person who writes a book about this loser tell exactly what he is!