In a twist that’s got conservatives chuckling, ICE arrested an illegal migrant in Virginia just moments after a local judge handed him a “get out of jail free” card, sources have confirmed.
Teodoro Dominguez Rodriguez, nabbed outside Albemarle County Courthouse, was released when charges were dropped, only for ICE to swoop in, proving Trump’s deportation machine doesn’t play Monopoly.
“This is why we need 287(g) agreements!” Governor Glenn Youngkin posted on X, touting Virginia’s ICE cooperation that’s led to 521 arrests since February.
Liberals cried foul, with protests erupting over “courthouse ambushes,” while X users mocked “Soros judges” for shielding illegals.
The migrant, previously deported, now faces removal, with ICE’s Russ Hott boasting, “We’re cleaning up Virginia’s streets.”
As of press time, Trump was reportedly designing a “Deportation Monopoly” board game, with Albemarle as the “Go to Jail” square.
Somebody should market a real Illegal alien monopoly board game. It’s a terrific idea.
If someone is here illegally they need to get the fuck out. Period. It’s true in every country on the planet
I want to be the “undocumented immigrant” game-piece that can only win. I don’t want to be a “patriot” gamepiece that never passes GO and is always taxed $200, or (even worse) the DJT
game piece that every Chance Card automatically gets sent “directly to jail,” or the Alex Jones game piece that is sold out every dice toss even if it isn’t his turn. I’d even take the Blind Progressive that only sets fire to the game but never goes to jail..
If every mental health issue was cured there would be NO DEMOCRATS
I Really Do Not Know why these politicians are Hell Bent and wanting to Accommodate any person that has not come here using the Paths That Are In Place. I must Agree with the Aforementioned Post, “They Need To Get The Fuck Out………..PERIOD
Start cutting democrats salaries Congress salaries to cover the costs of deporting these illegals criminals they are the ones that caused this major crisis and went against the constitution. Make them pay for their own crimes they created. democrats can never ever be trusted ever again because if they ever get power again they’ll just open the border again. These people belong in prison for what they did to this country charge everyone of them for treason they destroyed our country. Cut their salaries in half they are overpaid tremendously.
This also goes for a corrupt judges.
I . Want to own the jail .Forget property.
As the jailer. Illegals enter and are never seen again . And any judge who tries to remove them Disappears.,And not to the rich section. No deals in my jail . And in my Red sections will many Tom Homans .
Alternative deportation holding area, one hundred miles due east of Gitmo.