Sen. Mark Kelly appeared on Jimmy Kimmel’s couch this week to warn the U.S. military about “Trump’s terrifying illegal orders,” despite being unable to name a single one, sources have confirmed.
The former astronaut delivered his warning with the seriousness of someone reciting ghost stories at a slumber party.
The moment Kimmel gently asked which “illegal orders” he meant, Kelly froze like a kid caught lying about finishing his homework — prompting Kimmel to panic and start chanting, “Trump is mean! Trump is mean!” with the maturity of a third-grader taunting someone at the lunch table.
Kelly eventually recovered by insisting Trump’s “scariest demands” include expecting:
- Voters to show ID and only vote ONCE
- Citizens to actually be citizens
- And the military to—brace yourself—follow lawful orders
Kimmel gasped dramatically, calling it “the greatest threat to democracy since… dairy,” confusing even his studio audience.
Political analysts compared the entire segment to playground logic: “My mommy says you’re bad so you’re bad!”
Kelly insisted he “wasn’t backing down,” even though no one could clarify what he was standing up to — or why he chose late-night television to demand soldiers ignore imaginary orders.
As of press time… Kelly was reportedly preparing a new warning that Trump might soon require Congress members to actually do their jobs — a demand Kelly and his colleagues called “unfair” because pretending to work is already exhausting.
It just amazes me how many people want to spout off about how much they think they know about this issue and the largest MAJORITY of them have never served in the military.
Kelly is a moron, just because he was an astronaut doesn’t mean a damn thing! We have had much better astronauts! President Trump is just doing his job unlike Kelly and Congress! But President Trump is a billionaire, so automatically that makes him bad to them, because he is not one of their billionares! President Trump actually cares about our country, unlike them!
In my career I have had the pleasure and privilege of meeting fighter pilot, astronaut, and Honorary Brigadier General Buzz Aldrin on several occasions…
You, Mark Kelly, sir, are NO Buzz Aldrin !
Kelly is an example of what happens when ! A person sets “”his/her/it’s“” butt into our chamber seat. That person sees nothing but power and $$$ signs. What he did destroyed any good he had ever done. Remember it’s only takes one bad decision to destroy one’s accomplishments. His new action of sedition borders on the realm of Treason. Because of his past military service. It makes one wonder how far his betrayal of his duty to uphold that oath actually went ! Our military is to serve Americans not politicians.
Once that democrat gets that seat they never die.
Our military is exactly what it means. An organization of fighting soldiers. Not the pink panty group that over 60% of Americans think it should be. As a person who works and gets paid and takes and oath to protect Americans not illegals. Kelly took and oath of which he is obligated to always be under. This man should be brought to a tribunal trial. And stripped of his once supposed to be honor.And removed along with the rest of the seditious 6 . If our soldiers listen to politicians then they are not worthy of the uniform they wear or the country in which they live. Kelly won’t be as lucky as the whoremonger Salawell that slept with his Chinese spy. That creep is a weak idiot that could never wear a military honor . Kelly is old and is not like 60% of Americans who know nothing of standing for our country. And our people. This shows where your alliances/ allegiance is ! .
Who does Kelly now serve.? Soros ?
I found the seditious Six’s video the most shameless display of personal ignorance I’ve ever witnessed. They need to take up knitting or mahjong or something. I’d be so incredibly embarrassed if I was related to any of these douches.