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Lone Citizen in Wyoming Still Not Sure How They’re Going to Vote

Joe King by Joe King
September 15, 2024
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The only voter residing in the desolate state of Wyoming is reportedly still unsure who he will vote for, sources have confirmed. 

“I’m feeling a lot of pressure from both sides, but to be honest, I might just sit this one out,” said Carl Parker, the only registered voter in the state of Wyoming, which has an overall population of four. “Personally, I wish that my vote didn’t determine three points in the electoral college. I know it doesn’t sound like that many, but I’m just one guy, you know?”



Both campaigns have vowed to increase their spending in efforts to persuade Parker. 

“We have doubled our efforts in Wyoming,” said Julie Chávez Rodríguez, Kamala Harris’ campaign manager. “There are some things we already know for sure in this election. For example, we’re going to carry California and New York. Trump is going to win large sections of the South. That’s not news. What we don’t know, however, is how Carl from Wyoming is going to vote. That’s why me and Tim [Walz] are flying out and knocking on his door first thing in the morning.” 

As of press time, Donald Trump had departed by private jet towards Wyoming, in an attempt to reach Parker first.

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Comments 21

  1. Carol says:
    2 years ago

    In my humble opinion, if Harris – God forbid – should be elected, it will be the DEATH of these United States and our people will succumb to the illegals invited here by Biden/Harris to destroy us! I am 84 years old and pray every day not to see the demise of my once great country in my lifetime!

    Reply
    • Steamboat says:
      2 years ago

      I agree with you 100%

      Reply
    • Angelo says:
      2 years ago

      Carol,
      If you used Trump in your note instead of Harris that would be the truth. Don’t you realize that traitor Trump has stated he wants to be a dictator and we won’t have to vote ever again? If he is elected that is just what will happen and that will be with the blessings of his cohorts in Congress. If you want to see the demise of our great country just put the traitor named Trump back in the White House.

      Reply
      • Gonzo Bat says:
        2 years ago

        Carl needs a yard sign

        Reply
      • Jackson says:
        2 years ago

        Heil Trump! (you notice I didn’t say “Heil Hitler!”) Sieg Heil! Come on Man! Would it really be so bad not to have to vote anymore?! I hate having to go into the elections office and have to wait in line while people take up gobs of time trying to figure out who to vote for! Wouldn’t it just be better to play on your Xbox or Playstation at home?! We need a Dictator Now! Trump for Dictator! Heil Trump!!!!

        Reply
      • Eddy says:
        2 years ago

        You’re some kind of stupid, he’s not going to anything like that you idiot, pull your head out of your ass. You sound like Harris. MORON!

        Reply
      • John W Dunn says:
        2 years ago

        Wake up and smell the coffee, you dildo !

        Reply
  2. XRTO says:
    2 years ago

    If he promises to vote for Kameltoe, Dick Cheney offered to take him bird hunting.

    Reply
    • Dakotajoe says:
      2 years ago

      Hopefully before he votes

      Reply
  3. Klaatu says:
    2 years ago

    If you have ever been out west and met any sure nuff cowboys, you would find find them to be some of the smartest, honest , courageous and courteous people on the planet

    Reply
  4. Lucy says:
    2 years ago

    Anyone having any trouble for voting for Trump is Not all here this , harris, is not an American just look at what she has aloud on the boarder it was her job to close it down not allowing these criminals in Our Country, that is not even the worst she has done or allowed with out fighting for this Country, but all most every demoncrate is against America the American People, and keeping Our Country Safe, look this whole administration needs arrested prosecuted, and big prison time No Exceptions, No Excuses, and the way this communist government has went after Trump is disgraceful, and embarrassing, if they go after someone like him who can protect himself, what about us we don’t have the money or clout to save ourselves from this vile administration so even those out west better do their homework and vote for Trump

    Reply
    • Ron says:
      2 years ago

      We wish you had paid more attention in your English Comp classes…

      Reply
  5. Viv says:
    2 years ago

    I am with Lucy it’s either Trump or it’s death to our freedoms!

    Reply
    • Steamboat says:
      2 years ago

      I am with you and Lucy

      Reply
    • Barb says:
      2 years ago

      So right. We want freedom don’t vote for someone that brought in over 1000000 illegals some with drugs, guns,and gangs. Just ask Aurora Colorado. But if there out there where else are they? Trafficking is a big problem all over and they’ve cause a lot more of it.

      Reply
  6. Steamboat says:
    2 years ago

    one other thing, if he doesn’t want to vote for Trump he should move OUT of Wyoming, go to commifornia with the rest of the brain washed twits

    Reply
  7. Gina Anstett says:
    2 years ago

    It’s simple: Kamala is a Marxist and if elected, she and her fellow “socialist/democrats” Will turn the USA into a one party country. Just look at Cuba, Venezuela and other one-party dictatorships. We will be finished as the leader of the free world and will never recover.

    Reply
  8. Real Patriot says:
    2 years ago

    If he really loves America then he should vote for Trump, Kamala and majority of the democrats are the reason this country and it’s economy is in such a mess, gas prices continue to rise they are only down a little because it’s election year. Grocery prices are through the roof, she is part of the reason for the inflation. The democrats are the reason the crime rate in America has risen so high. The democrats care more about the illegals than the American people. They raise our taxes to be able to provide for these criminals coming into America. Our borders have been opened for the past four years and over 10 million illegals have crossed our borders with 75% of them that are crossing are either gang members, Cartel members and terrorist. If he votes Kamala then he will deserve for these type of people to come into his home and commit crimes of unspeakable acts. The democrats have become the fascist party of America and they are liars. The fours years Donald Trump was in office was the best Americas economy has been since Ronald Reagan, also Trump kept every campaign promise he made except one, which was to get rid of Obamacare and that was the fault of RINO’s like Mitch McConnell in the senate, illegals do not deserve free medical and housing along with getting a check every month from our social security and neither do the American bums that won’t get a job. The only people that deserve help are the American citizens that are truly handicapped and our veterans and their families that sacrificed all for our country, which the democrats will not do.

    Reply
  9. Mark Droz says:
    2 years ago

    It’s the clearest choice the people have ever had to vote for. These people who are still undecided are part of the idiocracy.

    Reply
  10. Mark Droz says:
    2 years ago

    This is the clearest choice between two candidates that the people have had since Reagan vs. Carter. Those who are still undecided are part of the idiocracy!

    Reply
  11. Roberta says:
    2 years ago

    Harris dad is a radical Marxist. Like father like daughter.

    Reply

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