A Cuban-born biotech mogul who escaped socialism with his family is now running for New York City mayor as an Independent, sources have confirmed.
He built a fortune through hard work, long hours, and the radical idea that you should actually earn things.
His opponent, socialist darling Zohran Mamdani, calls that lifestyle “dangerous” and “toxic.”
Mamdani has sounded the alarm, worried that his “Shared NYC” plan will be dismantled.
The “Shared NYC” plan reportedly includes free Xboxes, vegan snack stipends, and mandatory naptimes for adults.
“Hernandez represents everything I’m fighting against,” Mamdani said.
“People shouldn’t have to work hard to succeed.
Laziness is not a crime — it’s a lifestyle.”
Hernandez, unfazed, fired back: “Mamdani is anti-capitalism. I am anti-Mamdani.”
He even pointed out the Statue of Liberty, saying, “Mamdani probably wants to share her too — split the admission money with people who couldn’t tell you who she is or what she represents.”
According to insiders, Mamdani and his supporters were overheard plotting Hernandez’s downfall at a free food happy hour , brainstorming how to outlaw ambition and capitalist motivation.
One proposal would redistribute paychecks directly into a citywide fund for “emotional wellness crystals.”
Hernandez insists he’s not running for power but to protect the American Dream that lifted his family from poverty.
“I’ve seen socialism. It doesn’t work. You can’t share what you don’t have — unless you’re Mamdani, then you just share bad ideas and excuses.”
As of Press time, Mamdani was spotted rage-quitting Fortnite after losing to a 12-year-old capitalist and not getting a participation trophy.
Leftist politicians look upon mediocrity as a goal.
While the satire in all of these posts is hilarious the difference between the two on this issue is deadly serious and you have whittled it down to the essence. One believes in the American Dream and the other wants to destroy it and should leave the country and go to a socialist country and live there indefinitely. Well Done JK.
This Mamdami is a farce-if New Yorkers vote this nit wit into office-they will suffer greatly. What a communist lunatic.
Sadly, New Yorkers will probably be stupid enough to elect the Communist idiot.
So says the the pretend communist right before he changes in front of your eyes.
Into the Muslim brotherhood with the machete .
Declaring the Intifada.
Which is the rally cry of Muslims to all Americans. Death to the infidels!
Oh New York city people will not like this.