Hollywood’s bravest millionaires gathered at the Met Gala to protest wealth inequality by wearing $400,000 clown costumes to a $100,000-per-ticket event surrounded by servants, photographers, diamonds, feathers, and enough face paint to financially destabilize a small Etsy shop, sources have confirmed
The courageous display began when Sarah Paulson reportedly covered her eyes with cash to symbolize being “blinded by money,” a powerful statement immediately praised by guests who could still see clearly enough to locate the champagne tower and confirm their private jets were idling properly.
“This is about standing with the poor,” said one actress while wearing a dress requiring three unpaid interns, two forklifts, and a minor zoning variance.
Organizers said the theme, “Clowns, Frowns, And Hypocrisy,” was selected to honor the modern Democratic Party’s transformation from political movement into luxury circus with donor bracelets.
Elizabeth Warren was said to be furious she could not attend, reportedly complaining that she already had the evening’s most authentic clown look “completely natural and locally sourced.”
“Jeff Bezos has a lot of money and he doesn’t vote blue, so he should pay more taxes,” Warren allegedly repeated into a dead microphone for 45 minutes.
Critics called the event tone-deaf, but attendees insisted it was “brave” to condemn capitalism while dressed like haunted chandeliers.
As of press time, Met Gala guests had announced next year’s theme: “Wealth Inequality, But In Diamonds.”
The definition of Progressive Democrat is Hypocrite
Hedonistic behavior looks perfectly at home on Democrats… history tells us what happens to hedonistic societies.
Has Billie Eilish moved yet?
Strange isn’t it. If these people were born in a communist country, would they be having the hypothetical time of their lives.
Nick from Florida