Political observers were stunned this week when Nicki Minaj publicly blasted Gavin Newsom, accomplishing in one Instagram rant what years of California voters, recall attempts, collapsing infrastructure, and budget disasters could not, sources have confirmed.
Insiders say Newsom’s real panic was not the criticism itself, but the realization that someone outside the carefully curated political echo chamber noticed him and did not applaud.
For a man whose self-worth appears directly tied to camera angles and applause volume, the moment was reportedly devastating.
Sources close to the governor claim Newsom has become so addicted to attention that he no longer distinguishes between praise and condemnation.
Boos, criticism, celebrity scoldings, and public mockery are now all processed the same way, as long as his name is trending.
One strategist familiar with Newsom’s media habits said, “At this point, Gavin would argue with a goldfish if it meant making the algorithm.”
Critics say the real issue is not Newsom’s bruised ego, but the carelessness that comes with it.
While California continues to struggle with crime, cost of living, failing public services, and an exodus of taxpayers, Newsom remains focused on positioning himself for the next spotlight opportunity.
Observers note that Newsom’s governing philosophy appears to be simple: consequences are for everyone else.
As of press time, California was still in visible decline, and Newsom was reportedly checking social media to see if Nicki Minaj had posted again.













Wow, so proud of Nicki Minaj!! We need more people to speak up about Gavin! He wants to run for president and just the thought makes me nauseous!
I would certainly agree with that !
This Skrape post is less satire and more an old “ Dragnet “ episode…
As Sargent Friday used to say, “ Just the facts mam !”
Nicki Minaj is spot on with the facts about Gavin Oldscum.
( I would say he reminds me of a slimy used car salesmen , but that
would be an insult to slimy used car salesmen ! )
Halle Berry is spot on too !
Don’t be afraid…
Keep coming forward you brilliant young women !
I think that’s what he should be called from now on !