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Private Jets Sell Out as Celebrities Skip Town

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
February 27, 2025
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As the impending release of the Epstein files looms, a parade of the country’s most celebrated celebrities has been seen fleeing the United States, sources have confirmed.

The files, rumored to contain explosive details about high-profile individuals and their escapades, have sparked a veritable ‘A-list’ exodus, turning airports into paparazzi hotspots overnight.



Eyewitnesses at JFK and LAX report seeing a who’s who of Hollywood, from film stars to top music icons, some sporting elaborate disguises—everything from heavy makeup to prosthetic noses. “I thought Halloween came early this year,” quipped a TSA agent, who asked to remain anonymous.

The celebrity flight has not gone unnoticed by the public, with social media buzzing about which private jet belongs to whom and speculating on their potential hideouts. “It’s like a real-life game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’ but with private islands,” commented a Twitter user.

As of press time, the price of private jets and luxury yachts has seen an unprecedented spike, prompting one yacht dealer to jokingly announce a ‘Flee the Country’ flash sale.

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Comments 12

  1. Dennis L says:
    3 months ago

    I understand that the Released Files were Very Disappointing to some viewers because they really Did Not release real Names. But uf one Really Thinks about it just keep an eye on Who and Whom are Fleeing the United States or just flying off to somewhere secret. That should Shine a Light on Who Actually Appears on that List. Could be Very Interesting to say The Least of this Development created by our president and his AG. Looking Forward to see what else has been Discovered and if it will be Released.

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  2. Gloria says:
    3 months ago

    Well how many countries don’t have extradition with the USA?
    With them,leaving the USA the press will know who their are anyway. And the government CCTV cameras are everywhere even private airports.
    Stupid they were better off her if they were American citizens .

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  3. Marc Mansell says:
    3 months ago

    If you’re going to put the list out. PUT IT OUT enough with this crap. Pam said she was doing it now here we are and we’re getting excuses. Put them out ALL OF THEM. Time to shut these perverts up. First one to shut the hell up DeNiro THE MUTT. # RELEASE THE KRAKEN

    Reply
    • Matthew says:
      3 months ago

      If you put it all out now we won’t be able to prosecute the nasty perverts let’s arrest and start the process then release the names the children deserve justice not just to the big name people humiliated

      Reply
  4. David Peacock says:
    3 months ago

    I don’t believe we (the common people) will ever see the list! Big Media won’t allow it! They have to be protected!

    Reply
  5. Jim says:
    3 months ago

    Bondi, don’t lose your credibility get the names out there for all to see.

    Reply
  6. Elaine M DiAntonio says:
    3 months ago

    I don’t care where they go as long as they never return! I know, souinds mean but most if not all of these degenerates are sick leftists and abusers,.

    Reply
  7. Jim Lowery says:
    3 months ago

    Bonding, you opened your mouth about this now finish the job. Your credibility is on the line. Your term is just starting don’t screw it up so soon.

    Reply
  8. Ron Elliott says:
    3 months ago

    It is amazing to me that no one realizes these articles are a “skrape”. It is simply NOT TRUE! It is not noticed that the author(s) are J.K. Around (joking around) or Joe King (joking)

    Reply
  9. Sue says:
    3 months ago

    Maybe all these planes are going to be diverted to Guantanamo prison to lock these criminals up. That would be the best thing thing since sliced bread.

    Reply
  10. John Galt says:
    3 months ago

    I believe Epstein was murdered, and deseredly so. But let’s get to the truth of this, too.

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  11. John Galt says:
    3 months ago

    While the article is a joke, a lot of celebrities are considering fleeing and have already messed their pants. Seriously though, get the truth out!!

    Reply

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