Progressive media figures reportedly rallied this week after Conan O’Brien committed the unforgivable act of suggesting that endlessly screaming “F Trump” might not technically qualify as comedy anymore, sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, longtime outrage coordinator Rosie O’Donnell immediately stepped forward to lead what supporters are calling “the resistance to jokes,” reminding fellow progressives that obsession is not a bug, it’s the entire product.
“Comedy isn’t about laughs,” O’Donnell allegedly explained.
“It’s about volume, repetition, and making sure Trump knows we’re thinking about him constantly.”
Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel was also said to have rushed to the front lines to defend the practice, insisting he is not obsessed with Trump, despite mentioning him nightly for nearly a decade.
“This is new material,” Kimmel reportedly said, gesturing to a whiteboard labeled Trump = Bad (Again).
“It’s evolving.”
Sources say O’Brien’s mild suggestion that comedians should still try to be funny caused panic across progressive entertainment circles, where anger has replaced punchlines and applause is triggered by clapping whenever Trump’s name is spoken aloud.
One writer allegedly admitted, “If we stop yelling, we’d have to write jokes.”
Republicans reportedly watched quietly as progressives argued that comedy without rage is dangerous and could lead to people enjoying themselves accidentally.
As of press time, O’Donnell and Kimmel announced plans to issue daily screaming guidelines to ensure no one forgets what the joke is.
Rosie who…….??
The only Rosie i remember is Miss Palm😁
Eventually those “comedians” will become hoarse and choke on their own words. — Now that would be funny.
I hope they keep themselves occupied with screaming “F Trump”, then they can’t make up any new lies about him. Trump is living rent free in both their brainless heads.
The trouble is that the liberal brains come unfurnished.
The last time I saw a “Rosie“ was a 400 pound hall at my county fair. I wonder if they are related? Both have pink skin, are fat and have hair on their face. Of course, most of the pig is muscle not fat in quite frankly I’d rather look at the pigs face. As far as the weight issue, I would have to say it must be pretty close.
I don’t remember Rosie the cow ever being funny.
Think Rosie has a little penis and she thinks being a big mouth asshole is going to make it bigger. If being a slobbering pig makes you feel better and important then keep waddling in your own sh-t. Nobody gives a rats ass what you think or say you’re just pathetic that you keep destroying your own life over one person. You definitely need help and a life.