A second Boeing whistleblower has passed away from unknown reasons, this one after a 737 improbably crashed directly into his suburban home, sources have confirmed.
“We regret to inform you that former quality auditor at Spirit AeroSystem and Boeing whistleblower Joshua Dean passed away today,” said local coroner William Myers. “The official cause of death has yet to be determined, and it’s far too early to tell if it has anything to do with that empty Boeing plane that plummeted from the sky directly into Mr. Dean’s bedroom or not. We’ll have to wait and see what the autopsy says.”
Dean’s death made many suspicious of Boeing, after a previous whistleblower died under mysterious circumstances last month.
“Wow, really makes you think,” said Alan Covington, Dean’s next door neighbor. “You could just be minding your own business, getting ready to testify about the faulty equipment being used by one of the biggest corporations in America, and then bam, a plane drops right on your ass. I mean seriously, what are the chances of that just happening?”
As of press time, a second Boeing plane had struck Covington shortly after delivering his skeptical comments to the media.
Right off the top of my head I’d say Mr. Covington (Dean’s neighbor) had better watch his back. It seems the way to take care of matters now-a-days is death by murder. These ‘accidents’ are so transparent. Then thinking, their so transparent to scare people from telling the truth.
Nothing suspicious here