In a frosty rebuke to California’s sanctuary policies, Sheriff Gary Redman of Amador County has declared his own version of cold storage for illegal immigrants posing public safety threats, “literally on ice,” sources have confirmed.
The Sheriff’s new policy involves placing offenders in an actual tub of ice, ostensibly to ‘cool off’ before facing federal authorities.
“This isn’t just about making a statement,” Sheriff Redman explained, standing next to a giant inflatable pool filled with ice cubes outside the county jail. “It’s about preserving the safety of our community, and if we need to chill a few folks to make that point, so be it.”
Critics argue that Redman’s literal ice bath for criminals could be seen as a slippery slope towards unorthodox detention methods. However, supporters hail it as a refreshingly bold stand against crime and overheated legal mandates.
As of press time, local ice companies are reportedly experiencing a surge in sales, while civil rights activists are heatedly debating whether being put on ice could constitute cruel and unusual punishment. Meanwhile, Sheriff Redman remains cool under pressure, asserting that his policy is “just the tip of the iceberg.”
This is an appropriate thing for those rogue judges as well. R better yet What our ancestors would do to them.
Illegals and their supporters all need to be sent packing across that border.
I still think Americans need jobs making parachutes. Of all sizes. To be used to drop every illegal on their own countries soil Regardless if their government wants their people or not .,One thing for sure is Americans want them all gone along with their American enemies within And if some insane treasonous judges get a new Parachute So be it . Just make sure they stay with their new friends .
Why are they buying ice when it would be cheaper to have an ice machine at the police station. I don’t know how this is legal I would think it would an inhumane thing. Someone will get frostbite and sue the police who are responsible for this. I thought I had seen everything but this is a new one for me.
You don’t get frostbite from ice cubes , no science class huh ?
These illegals have no rights there broke our laws they are criminals period.
Prove it you racist — you know NOTHING about these people. DOJ has admitted 75% or more of those deported to El Salvador should not have been and committed no crimes. If you are not a Native American, I hope you get the same “justice” you are calling for these folks who are LEGALLY here with permanent Visas, temporary Visas and approved Asylum granted via DUE PROCESS.
Whatcpart Of Illegal do you not get Americans decide who they want in And we want all of them gone.
We are tired of having over $175,000 per illegal on our backs in debt If they had $18,000 to pay to get in illegally it says they have more to blow than the working Americans And they could have paid that much to become legal But we are not talking about joining but taking
By the way A Revolutionary War made us a land of Americans not immigrants. Try spewing your crap in their country And you will not see the next day
Listen dumbbells , no one is racist , we just want people to come here legally , before your mouth runs away again , my mom was Navajo and Lakota and they agree with Trump’s deportation .
I am Cherokee and Navajo.
I for one think That Indians should be selected over any illegal They have no voice in our chambers
Only those who know nothing use the only thing they can think of Tacism When in fact Democrats are the party of death . Even blacks And it definitely was the ancestors of those in the north that tried to wipe out every Indian . Look it up they inbred with each other to keep power
Do it,they deserve it,maybe even worse.
Speaking of “racist”, I think the financial world should stop using the term “fluctuations”. Asian people might be offended.
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