In a staggering example of government accounting acrobatics, Power Forward Communities, a nascent environmental group that until last year operated out of a local coffee shop, secured a $2 billion grant from the Biden-era Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) in 2024, sources have confirmed.
The group, which reported a meager $100 in revenue, managed to clinch this eye-watering sum after completing a simple training titled “How to Develop a Budget.”
“The fact that we had minimal income just shows our efficient use of resources,” explained the founder, sipping a latte at the very table where the billion-dollar deal was likely scribbled on a napkin. Critics argue that the grant is a glaring example of fiscal irresponsibility, suggesting the money could be better spent on projects with a proven track record rather than a startup with the financial robustness of a lemonade stand.
Supporters of the grant argue that every giant leap begins with a small step, or in this case, a minuscule budget. “It’s not about where you start, it’s about where you can go with a couple of billion,” commented an EPA spokesperson optimistically.
As of press time, Power Forward Communities was reportedly shopping for a new headquarters, preferably one with a coffee shop, while its founders celebrated their crash course in budgeting.
Thank God President Trump is putting a stop to this theif.
And that 2 Billion grant is just what they weren’t able to hide, mistakenly classify, or forget. It’ s rally much higher (unintentionally of course).
Bravo DOGE!
Pay attention, these articles are a “scrape”, totally fiction. Look at the author “J K Around” or “Joe King”, it is joking around or plain joking!
Thanks for lightening us up with the daily chuckle!! Love the art work also.