In a move that left both fiscal conservatives and tree huggers speechless, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has literally taken a chainsaw to federal spending, and none other than Elon Musk brandished the tool at CPAC, sources have confirmed.
Musk, who is never far from a headline, appeared on stage with a roaring chainsaw, symbolically cutting through replicas of oversized government budgets.
“Let’s make budget cuts more tangible,” Musk declared, revving the chainsaw before slicing through paper mâché versions of the most bloated federal programs. The stunt, designed to highlight DOGE’s commitment to slashing unnecessary government expenditure, was met with a mix of awe and slight terror.
Attendees at CPAC cheered, albeit cautiously, as Musk continued his theatrical display of fiscal prudence, emphasizing that “every slice saves a slice of our future.” Critics, however, questioned the safety and sanity of using power tools for political statements.
As of press time, federal agencies were reportedly revising their budget proposals, while Musk’s team was on Amazon ordering more chainsaws, suggesting that this might just be the beginning of a very literal cutting-edge policy implementation strategy.
I don’t know or understand the size of the government departments. But fear Elon is going at it too fast and reckless. This could remove very necessary people and departments. It could weaken our abilities and cause our enemies to attract us more. The USA must remain strong and become more so.
????? You don’t get it. To get strong and remain so. You need cash on hand and the ability to get more.
To wee-wee it away on stupid world wants makes as much sense as taking a wazz against the wind in
a tornado. “GO TRUMP GO,” “DRILL BABY DRILL,” “CUT BABY CUT,”
AMEN!
Cut out all the waste Elon! EFF the democrap crooks!