After appearing at the Republican National Convention to support Donald Trump, it has been confirmed that Hulk Hogan will have a place on Trump’s cabinet once he’s inaugurated, sources have confirmed.
“Oh yeah, brother,” said an elated Hogan, upon hearing the news. “Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan and the Department of Homeland Security reign down on you, brother? Or maybe the Department of Agriculture. To be honest, brother, I’m not sure what I’m gonna be in charge of yet but rest assured, I’m gonna kick that position’s butt and be the best damn cabinet member this country’s ever seen.”
The announcement has been met with a mixed response thus far.
“Look, I like Hulk Hogan, or at least I did in the ‘80s and ‘90s,” said local skeptic Steven Huffman. “But are we sure he’s qualified to perform in some of these positions? I’m aware that that’s not always a necessity for people being in these roles, but I don’t know. Can’t we just give him a microphone and let him threaten other countries once in a while? I think that might be the best use of this vital asset.”
As of press time, Hogan had been announced as the Secretary of Education and promised to deliver “a big boot” to unhealthy school lunches.
Hogan would be great in Homeland Security. I do not think he has the necessary acumen to address the complexesities involed in the curricula, adinistration or be able to decern the multitudes of other issues involving Education.
The Trump Administration is eliminating the unnecessary, infinitely corrupt, and completely useless, Dept of “Education”. While they’re in the process, it would probably be a good place for the Hulk. He could break whatever he wants, and it wouldn’t matter. It’s all going in the dumpster, where it belongs, anyway.
Tampon Tim for court jester. A self admitted knuckle head.
WHAT ARE THE DUTIES OF THE SECRIETARY OF EDUCATION? WHAT SKILLS WOULD HE BRING TO JOB?
Cowboy Clark,,, you mean like spelling?
10-4 … copy that!
He is definitely qualified to serve as that second cabinet from the refrigerator.
Department of education!! At least he wouldn’t be a commie DEI fruit cake.
How ridiculous!
It’s a SATIRE site! Chill………….
Stop it !!! I use this site to get material for my stand up act. You’re gonna screw it up!
i think he would be great as white house press secretary, at least for a couple of days. he may be a big improvement over KJP and smarter too. i can just imagine some ashine question being asked.
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Hey! Does Hogan have a goat? I heard about that. I’m gonna call Trump to the Oval Office and find out!!
Qualified? Look at Bidens cabinet & then tell me it’s necessary to have expertise to be a cabinet sec. The bar has already been lowered to ground O.
I don’t think it is realistic to have Hulk Hogan in a cabinet position. I could see him talking to youth about staying in school. Having goals that they work hard to achieve. Respect for others and especially elders. Doing small things good things like helping an elder or handicapped person.
Volunteering for things like habitat for humanity. Or to help in disaster areas if they have skills. Perhaps getting a national directory with skill sets.
Hey we have a bed potato and bar tender in Congress, really!!!!!