In what appears to be a dramatic farewell gesture, President Trump has taped what he describes as a “final love letter” to Iran on the nuclear button in the Oval Office, sources have confirmed.
The letter, scrawled on the back of a cocktail napkin, expresses Trump’s complex feelings toward the country and his hopes for a peaceful future—or the lack thereof.
“Just in case I’m taken out, here’s a little something to remember me by,” Trump reportedly quipped, attaching the note with a whimsical array of heart-shaped stickers that contrast starkly with the grave implications of their location.
The unusual precaution follows a series of increasingly theatrical maneuvers by the president, who seems to be embracing a more dramatic approach to international relations. Critics argue this could be his most controversial production yet, with some suggesting it turns nuclear diplomacy into a reality TV cliffhanger.
Supporters, however, have applauded the bold expression of deterrence, calling it a masterstroke in psychological warfare. “It’s like love, but with the option of mutual destruction,” one aide commented.
As of press time, White House staff were reportedly consulting bomb-defusal experts on how to safely remove adhesive from the nuclear launch button.
I really like the way President Trump talks. I understand the reasons and the way he address a matter.
What I don’t understand is why the MSM is so doltish.
I think Trump should publish high resolution photos of the home and office of the Ayatollah giving targeting notations, so they know we know where to send the cruise missles.
Four”bunker busters”and a slam bam thank you terrorists,and it’s done.Just a note to our hostile enemies,you have no clue to what the ARMED FORCES have that you don’t know about,so,CHILL OUT.