Amongst diminishing box office returns so far this year, Will Smith has threatened to go door-to-door slapping anyone who doesn’t go see his new film, Bad Boys: Ride or Die, sources have confirmed.
“Oh for real? I guess I better go see the new Bad Boys movie then,” said local father Louis Wilson, after reports that the Men in Black star was on the prowl in his suburban cul-de-sac quizzing people about plot points from his latest film. “I was going to wait until it came on streaming, but I saw how he slapped the hell out of Chris Rock. Grab your shoes, kids, we’re not taking any chances!”
Though some thought the method of promotion was unnecessarily violent, studio executives praised Smith’ commitment to his craft.
“There’s nobody better in the business,” said Mike Stenson, executive producer of the film. “Show me another actor that will go door to door trying to get people to see their film. You won’t find one.”
“I’d go see the new Bad Boys movie if I were you,” he added. “Will still knows a lot of the moves he learned when he did Ali.”
As of press time, Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences had preemptively nominated Will Smith for Best Actor for his performance in Bad Boys: Ride or Die out of fear of retribution.
Bring it on Will old “man”. You won’t get far. Now I don’t want to seeit.
I will NEVER watch ANYTHING with Will Smith in it again! NEVER!
I’ll be waiting at my front door with my 9. I never liked him and don’t plan on seeing his movie. Just like a thug to make a thug move of his to be the basis for his brand of humor.
I’ll be waiting !
Bring it on boy, I’m looking forward to it.
Bring your BITCHASS to my place, I’ll show you what a slap really is. PUNK!