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Ayatollah’s High Life: Khamenei’s Dank Days Exposed!

Joe King by Joe King
July 27, 2025
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Iran’s supreme leader’s wild lifestyle revealed, sources have confirmed.

While FOX News reports Ayatollah Ali Khamenei spends his days sleeping and getting high, insiders claim his “Supreme Lounge” is a haze-filled den of decadence.



Between naps, he’s allegedly puffing on premium hash, binge-watching reruns of The Shahs of Sunset, and issuing fatwas via Zoom in his bathrobe.

Sources say his advisors, dubbed the “Mullah Munchies Crew,” keep the vibes chill with endless hookah sessions and “strategic snack breaks.”

The report suggests Khamenei’s relaxed regime explains Iran’s erratic policies—like launching drones while he’s dreaming of pistachio baklava.

Critics argue FOX’s scoop is just spicy tabloid fodder, but loyal viewers lap it up, demanding the ayatollah’s dealer testify before Congress.

Meanwhile, Tehran denies the claims, insisting Khamenei’s only high is on “revolutionary fervor.”

As of press time, Khamenei was reportedly spotted ordering 72 virgins’ worth of CBD gummies online.

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  1. GSM says:
    1 month ago

    All I can say is. Somebody plz help the Iranian people break free from this dictator who spends all the money of those people on war devices/proxies .and himself Just like their new missile they just unveiled While the people are standing in line for water And their electricity is getting less.
    This is what happens to a great nation when enemies from the outside who are not of that nation He created a coup and removes that government. They overthrew the Shah. The real leader is waiting to take over. The Shah Of Iran’s son. Familiar but in the case of America we have every democrat and millions of all kinds including Muslims All thanks to democrats And worthless republicans
    Sound familiar

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