New York City — During a rally for fellow socialist Zohran Mamdani, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez boldly declared, “They want us to think we are crazy — we are sane!” before launching into what witnesses described as “a passionate yet deeply concerning conversation with the concept of infrastructure itself,” sources have confirmed.
After the crowd’s brief applause, AOC reportedly began consoling a nearby subway pole, insisting the New York City transit system “cries every night because capitalism stole its soul.”
“It’s not just trains,” she added tearfully. “Bridges feel exploited too.”
Mamdani stood beside her, nodding solemnly while Googling “how to reason with abstract objects.”
Event staff said they had to gently escort several attendees out after they began chanting, “We’re fine! We’re fine!” in unison, causing a minor existential panic among the stage crew.
Economists later classified the speech as “performance art accidentally broadcast on C-SPAN.”
As of press time, AOC was reportedly seen attempting to calm a parking meter, explaining that “it’s okay to charge people for love, not just for time.”
New York, and the clowns who supposedly represent them are insane! And so are the sheeple that vote for them!
Trolls is a good name for AOC , and the Crotch.
Such embarrassing clowns that represent NY.
If Zohan Madman wins NY then New Yorkers’ are on their own…crime, Muslim law, no police, and possible terrorist attack. No sympathy for those who voted for that sleaze.
The crazies are at they’re best in N.Y.,if Mamdani wins ,we All can watch NYC collapse, this is the Democrats experiment, for the rest of America, pull your heads out of butt and pay attention
Where doe’s Mamdani keep his camels when he’s not shoving Muslin views down everyone throat or blowing smoke up their asses. NY democrats are the stupidest voters ever to destroy their own state the East Coast cesspool of our country what has Kathy Hochul or any other democrat done for the NY people ever. Ever day people are being slaughtered in the streets or subways day after day and the don’t care about the American citizens only illegals who the taxpayers are paying for with our money. Hochul could eat a apple through a picket fence but has done absolutely nothing for the NY people she’s so far in over her head she’s not a leader she’s a disgrace to NY crime is out of control business are leaving and people are disgusted to what happened to their cities. For decades democrats have been destroying them selves and if you keep voting for democrats they will destroy you.
I do not know who will be the next mayor of NYC. If Mamdani wins and the Feds refuse to send him other peoples money, the next man in charge may be Commissioner Bob Hauk former Commander “Texas Thunder.” I hope John Carpenter reveals the future of the Windy City in “Escape From Chicago.”
The only thing I ever liked about New York City was getting the hell out of it. A filthy city, burned out cars along the expressways, garbage everywhere. Everybody had an attitude. Maybe spraying Prozac from a crop duster would help that city.
Wow !
Mamdani’s campaign must be financed by the Board of Realtors !
If he’s elected, New York real-estate is going to plummet and the southern states are going to boom. The Realtors are going to make a fortune as the migration South explodes !
Anyone left behind in New York is going to be totally screwed !
The NY sheep need to be reminded that there is no such thing as a “free lunch” – and they can’t expect manna from heaven either. … More like hell, fire and brimstone.
New York Real Estate brokers are buying brokerages in Texas and Florida. They can see what’s coming.
Those who ride the subway Cry when they have to ride it
Due to the murders and attacks that have plaques that city since a democrat took over. If they put that Muslim jihadist into mayoral position
Beheadings will become a daily routine
As for AOC there is not one sane thought in that deranged jumble of broken brain cells