HOLLYWOOD: With November approaching, Hollywood millionaires launched Survivor: Beverly Hills, a revolutionary competition demanding the rich pay, provided someone else...

Charles Barkley converted Chris Cuomo’s interview desk into a basketball hoop Tuesday and dunked a progressive policy binder through it,...

BIG BEND, TX: A federal judge halted President Trump’s border wall after determining it threatened the Democrats’ annual migration of...

SALEM, MA: Progressive activists unveiled a Halloween witch hunt after Chris Rock suggested the outrage industry had gotten carried away,...

BLACKSBURG, VA — The NCAA rejected Virginia Tech’s football identifying as a successful field goal after investigators discovered it followed...

NEW YORK: Major newsrooms have renamed terrorists “Explosively Expressive Grievance Influencers” after determining that calling them terrorists could damage their...

New Eminem fans have demanded his cancellation over a proposed Christmas album with Kid Rock, unaware they've submitted their names...

Tony Romo has announced he needs a break from earning millions to guess what other millionaires might do next, sources...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Election-season doctors reportedly identified a severe outbreak of Political Memory Loss this week after candidates who once...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Senate reportedly experienced the greatest miracle in government history Wednesday when the adjournment bell...