Joy Behar Hopes History Remembers Her as a Resistance Hero, Not Just a Woman Who Confused Screaming for Journalism on The View
Joy Behar announced this week that she wants her legacy to be remembered as a fearless warrior of democracy rather...
CNN Insists Equal Time Rule Is ‘Violence’ Against Journalists’ Feelings
CNN executives reportedly declared a full-blown crisis this week after learning the FCC may require broadcast stations to offer equal...
Desperate For Relevance, Don Lemon Attempts To Go Viral By Standing Near Any Crowd With A Chant
Former CNN anchor Don Lemon reportedly spent nearly nine consecutive hours wandering between unrelated protest groups this weekend in a...
Experts Warn Ending Participation Trophies Could Force Children to … Try
Education experts nationwide reportedly issued urgent warnings this week after Matthew McConaughey criticized participation trophies, cautioning that removing them could...
Oregon Police Review Board Shocked To Learn Predictable Outcomes Still Exist After Appointing Convicted Killer
An Oregon police review board reportedly expressed total disbelief this week after police and fire departments reacted negatively to being...
After Mocking Trump’s Renovations, Mamdani Requests Taxpayer-Funded Bidets, Massage Beds, And Emotional Recovery Wing
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani reportedly submitted a budget request for taxpayer-funded luxury bidets, heated marble floors, massage beds,...
Left Warns Coast Will Be Underwater Any Day Now, Continues Buying Oceanfront Mansions Just to Be Safe
The Left doubled down on its warning that the coast will be underwater any day now, immediately after welcoming Kamala...
NFL Loses Two Coaches After League Decides Winning Is ‘Too Aggressive’
The NFL reportedly plunged into chaos this week after John Harbaugh was fired, Mike Tomlin retired unexpectedly, and left-wing commentators...
Mamdani Proudly Announces NYC Will Become America’s Largest Slumlord
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani reportedly unveiled a bold new housing vision this week after declaring profit immoral and...
Democrats Furious After Trump Exposes Obamacare as ‘Luxury Getaway Program for Insurance CEOs’
Democrats reportedly erupted in coordinated outrage this week after President Trump was proven right yet again, this time exposing Obamacare...
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