NEW YORK — Rosie O’Donnell returned to the United States this week after fleeing the country in protest of President Trump, marking what experts are calling her 47th emotional departure and 48th surprise re-entry, sources have confirmed.

O’Donnell, who has spent years warning Americans she can no longer live in a nation that keeps refusing to obey her celebrity feelings, reportedly arrived just in time to bash Trump at the Tony Awards, because nothing says “I’m done with America” like flying back to America to complain on American television.

“This country is unbearable,” O’Donnell said from inside the country she voluntarily re-entered.

“That’s why I keep coming back to tell everyone I’m gone.”

Political scientists say Rosie’s relationship with America now resembles a teenager slamming her bedroom door, then reopening it every six minutes to make sure everyone noticed.

Sources close to the situation claim her passport has developed muscle memory and now returns to New York automatically whenever Trump trends online.

Americans preparing for the nation’s 250th birthday reportedly asked for one simple gift:

Rosie leaving, staying gone, and observing a moment of patriotic silence lasting several decades.

Hollywood insiders praised her courage, noting it takes real bravery to flee oppression, return for applause, condemn the country, cash the check, and leave again before dessert.

As of press time, O’Donnell had announced she was leaving America forever again, with return dates already scheduled around award season, cable-news bookings, and any moment Trump says a noun.