BidenBot 3000 Deemed “Too Fragile” for Cognitive Tests, Still Running Windows Vista
President Biden’s doctor reportedly skipped cognitive testing after realizing the president was, in fact, a prototype AI unit powered by...
President Biden’s doctor reportedly skipped cognitive testing after realizing the president was, in fact, a prototype AI unit powered by...
Senator Chuck Schumer led an impassioned rant on the Senate floor , demanding immediate action after President Trump publicly stated...
Trump’s fiery retort to Schumer’s unhinged demands sent D.C. into chaos, sources have confirmed. In a Capitol clash, President Trump...
Fire Chief slips into chaos on Interstate 83’s frankfurter fiasco, sources have confirmed. When a tractor-trailer spewed hot dogs across...
Elon Musk, self-proclaimed genius, thought he’d play 4D chess with a $15 million “gift” to President Trump, only to yank...
Trump Targets Congressional Cash Cows, Sources Have Confirmed President Trump is championing a stock trading ban for lawmakers, taking aim...
Voters are hankering for a third political party but would rather elect a rodeo clown than Elon Musk’s X Party,...
Omar Fateh’s socialist surge in Minneapolis has Republicans rolling in the aisles, sources have confirmed. In a farce that could...
The media's melting down over Trump's trade wins, sources have confirmed. Breitbart's latest bombshell, "Media Tired of Winning: Hate on...
Jay Leno’s takedown of late-night hosts for alienating conservatives has sparked a firestorm, sources have confirmed. In a blistering Breitbart...