AOC and Mamdani’s Plan to Swap ICE for Free Wi-Fi
AOC and Zohran Mamdani plot to turn NYC into a socialist utopia, sources have confirmed. In a shocking display of...
Jill’s Lackey Zips Lips in Biden Cover-Up Chaos
Jill Biden’s top aide, Anthony Bernal, pleaded the Fifth in a House probe over an alleged Biden cover-up, sources have...
Umpire Bots Debut, Traditionalists Demand a Pitching Change
The All-Star Game will unleash robot umpires, a chilling step toward automating America’s pastime, sources have confirmed. These unfeeling machines,...
Migrants’ Netflix and Nuggets? Farage Vows to Drain the Swamp!”
Nigel Farage’s DOGE unit uncovers a scandalous spending spree on migrants, sources have confirmed. The bombshell report reveals hundreds of...
Biden’s Third Hand Sparks Pardon-Bot Frenzy
On Joe Biden’s final day, his chief of staff reportedly unleashed a torrent of autopen pardons, with Biden’s eerie third...
Fox: Sue AOC Until She’s Slinging Cocktails Again!
AOC’s latest Trump attack has conservatives howling for her financial demise, sources have confirmed. Fox News erupted after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez...
Paul Punches Back: Harris Named Ring Girl Czar
Jake Paul’s latest verbal sparring stole the show, sources have confirmed. At the Taylor-Serrano 3 press conference, a reporter’s sanctimonious...
Choo-Choo Sellout: Biden Hands Rails to Chinese Agent!
Former President Biden’s train giveaway to a Chinese agent in Lima is peak globalist absurdity, sources have confirmed. In a...
FBI Finally Probes Brennan and Comey: Karma’s Got a Badge!
The FBI has launched criminal investigations into John Brennan and James Comey for their roles in the Trump-Russia probe, sources...
Left’s Violent Tantrum: Dems Can’t Stop Trump
Dem lawmakers are trembling as their voters threaten “blood” and “violence” over their failure to stop Trump, sources have confirmed....
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