BREAKING: Kamala Harris Caught on Hot Mic Uttering Complete Nonsense

In a stunning move that garnered bipartisan support, emergency legislature passed last last night that would bump the 2024 U.S....

Biden Sneaks Israel a Few Million Bucks Out the Window While No One’s Looking

August 15, 2024

Last night during the highly rated 66th Annual Grammy Awards ceremony, President Joe Biden reportedly kicked Israel a couple of...

Here’s Why It’s Over for Donald Tru – Ah Shit, Nevermind

In case you missed the news over the weekend, Donald Trump absolutely roasted his chances in the upcoming election by...

White House Announces Next Press Secretary Will Be So Gay You Won’t Even Believe It

WASHINGTON — The White House issued a statement today informing the public that when the time comes to pick current...

Democrats Remind Young Voters How Important It Is To Get Out and Vote for Them

WASHINGTON — As the new year dawns and the Presidential election draws closer, prominent Democrats have begun reminding young voters...

Depressed Ron DeSantis Spotted Running for President of Local Bowling League

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Following his disastrous and widely mocked campaign for President of the United States, a disheveled and unshaved...

Troubling Reports Surface that White House Aides Keep Watching ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’