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Republicans Suggest Ranch-Loving World Cup Fans Swap Places With Americans Who Hate America
WASHINGTON — Republicans proposed a simple immigration reform this week after millions of World Cup visitors arrived in the United...
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Hunter Biden Offended By UFC At White House, Challenges Donald Trump Jr. To Cage Fight To Promote Peace
WASHINGTON — Hunter Biden reportedly became so deeply offended by President Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 event at the White House...
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Hollywood Demands Tax Credits From The Same Ignorant Americans It Has Been Calling Stupid For 20 Years
LOS ANGELES — Hollywood elites reportedly launched a desperate push for federal tax credits this week, asking taxpayers to rescue...
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Robert De Niro Compares Loving America To Abusive Marriage, Immediately Clarifies He Is Still The Victim In Every Metaphor
NEW YORK — Robert De Niro reportedly confused even his own publicist this week after comparing loving America to loving...
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Hillary Clinton Criticizes UFC At White House Before Remembering What Her Husband Did In There
WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton attempted to dunk on President Trump’s Freedom 250 UFC celebration at the White House this week,...
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Millionaire Jimmy Kimmel Warns Obscenely Wealthy Weirdo Elon Musk May Become Too Rich For Poor Millionaires To Lecture
HOLLYWOOD — Multimillionaire late-night host Jimmy Kimmel warned America this week that Elon Musk may become an “obscenely wealthy weirdo,”...
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Woke Celebrity Explains Political Violence Is Bad Unless Delivered With Correct Progressive Energy
NEW YORK — The ladies of The View reached a bold new level of moral clarity this week after actress...
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Homelessness Advocate Ben Stiller Heroically Walks Past Homeless Man To Attend Knicks Game And Raise Awareness Later
NEW YORK — Celebrity homelessness advocate Ben Stiller was praised by Hollywood this week after courageously walking straight past a...
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Democrats Discover Their Veteran Candidate Has One Small Problem: Veterans Can Hear Him Talk
PORTLAND, ME — Democrats rushed to defend Graham Platner this week after Purple Heart recipient Pfc. Ted Daniels criticized the...
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Democrats Demand Trump Cancel America 250 After Discovering Celebration May Include Fun
WASHINGTON — Democrats were rushed into emergency therapy this week after learning Dana White plans to bring legendary stuntman Travis...
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