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Bluesky Rejects Mississippi’s Age Verification Law, Demands Kids Prove Adulthood by Posting Haikus About teenage Anxiety, sources have confirmed. In...

BREAKING: Socialist Candidate Declares Billionaires Evil While Installing Gold-Plated Jacuzzi Shaped Like Karl Marx’s Beard, funded by someone richer than...

Governor Gavin Newsom’s meteoric rise has less to do with policy and more to do with perfect hair and a...

New York City’s political elite are facing their crunchiest scandal yet, sources have confirmed. Former aides to Eric Adams have...

Ian Sams, Biden’s former spin doctor and current human fog machine, arrived at the House for the autopen scandal hearing,...

A vegan firefighter heroically extinguished a blazing tractor-trailer carrying 40,000 pounds of ribeye steaks, unfortunately every ounce of prime beef...

Elon Musk has reportedly paused his highly rumored political party in order to focus on what he calls “a cosmic...

Senator Adam Schiff has reportedly opened a legal defense fund because, believe it or not, all his money is tied...

Boston Mayor Michelle Wu declared that enforcing federal immigration law would “devastate democracy,” since it would deport “the very voters...

Altering crime stats—basically catfishing the entire country like a woke dating profile—was D.C.’s latest trick, sources have confirmed. The numbers...