NEWARK, NJ — In a desperate attempt to keep New Jersey blue, Democratic candidate Mikie Sherrill hosted a “Healing for Democracy” rally at Essex County College, sources have confirmed.
The event featured former President Barack Obama, three emotional support therapists, and the entire staff of the state’s TDS Therapy Center.
Eyewitnesses say the line to enter wrapped around multiple blocks, as attendees performed breathing exercises and chanted
“Facts are Fascist!” under solar-powered umbrellas.
Inside, Obama took the stage to applause so loud it nearly drowned out the sound of collective victimhood.
Halfway through the event, one TDS therapist — reportedly in therapy himself — broke down sobbing.
“Trump is absolutely the worst,” he wailed.
“He wants voters to have IDs, and he actually expects people to have citizenship!”
His support group quickly joined in, crying, “How dare he expect us to work for what we want! We should be given what we want!”
The crowd erupted into cathartic tears as Sherrill promised new funding for “safe emotional voting zones.”
As of press time, the campaign was seen loading Obama into a hybrid bus fueled entirely by recycled campaign promises and collective denial— it didn’t start.
It’s kinda sad that the satire is so close to the truth!
Therapists. I believe today’s democrats are in fact a party of crazy loons and we cannot allow crazy loons like them running this country or our states. They are just plain nuts!
Frank S I totally agree with your comment, DemoRats are insane
Oh wow!!! How could they want people to have proper ID and be a citizen of the USA to vote in our elections!!!! Wow that is just horrible!!! Name a country that allows NOzn citizens to vote in their elections… NONE!!!! So why are the democrats demanding that the USA allow noncitizens to vote in our elections??? Sounds like the democrats KNOW American citizens no longer believe the lies they have been telling since Obama was in office… yes we the people have opened our eyes to all the corruption the democrats have been pulling on us.. time to kick them out of office and put people into office that work for the people not just themselves and will stop the killing of babies and STOP telling our children they can change their sex if they want .. without telling the parents… and men will quit dressing like women to go into bathrooms with our young girls… democrats have turned this country into a Sodom and Gomorrah… God hold your hands over this country and bring it back to one nation under God!!🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Ironically it sounds like the truth wrapped up in sarcastic humor . Legal Americans don’t need ID or spy’ed upon. Get rid of illegals and that ends that stupid ID . No one should be in America that did not do it right. No other country let’s you break their laws besides America . Except Europe . Think about that one !
Wonder how long it will take the Democrats Created entitled criminals . To Wake up ?
To the fact that it’s always been the Democrats who use them
When they do ! Because they have created a class of people who have been allowed to murder and destroy. When that day happens. Their minions will not leave one democrat politician or voter left!
I would say that after 165 yrs of control. We might see a change in 2026
Forever hopeful that there will be no African Americans . Why ? Because We are a sovereign nation of Americans. No other countries name is should be before the word American . That’s what the Revolutionary war did
Just Americans!
You are absolutely correct, we are Americans. No more African American, Native American or any other before American.