Rosie O’Donnell’s relentless fixation on Donald Trump has now been officially classified by experts as “sandbox-level flirting,” sources have confirmed.
Political psychologists argue that her daily TikTok meltdowns resemble the age-old playground ritual of tugging on the pigtails of the boy you secretly like.
Despite promising to quit TikTok permanently, O’Donnell vanished for less than 24 hours before returning with six new rants about the president she “can’t quit.”
Conservatives note the irony: for someone who claims to despise Trump, Rosie is at every post, commenting on every speech, practically providing DVD commentary for his entire second term.
One strategist deadpanned, “If Rosie hates him this much, I’d hate to see what it looks like when she actually likes somebody.”
Adding to the absurdity, O’Donnell has reportedly begun ending her TikToks with the phrase “I’ll be back.”
Conservatives responded that the line was far more enjoyable when Arnold Schwarzenegger said it, mostly because he didn’t follow it with a 10-minute monologue about “I’m not obsessed with Trump”.
As of press time, O’Donnell was already preparing her next dramatic “farewell video,” which analysts predict will last approximately six hours before her inevitable return.
Rosie is the poster-child of what extreme mental illness is…. and she needs to be fitted with a straight-jacket.
If the media would ignore her and stop fawning over her every word she would fade away. Publicity is keeping her relevant. She isn’t.
Rosie is the example of !
Someone who thinks with the wrong end.
Changing what she was born with into something that Satans agenda created to destroy one’s soul with. Her choice is one that will ensure her seat is hot . Like all those that Satan and his demons programmed into the world of perversion.
It’s amazing why any outlet writes what she says or thinks. Nothing about her is worthy of a read/ listen .
I welcome the day she no longer is a viable outlet for the stupid among us