Newsom Declares Himself ‘America’s Trust Fund Governor,’ Sources Have Confirmed.
California Governor Gavin Newsom, emboldened by billionaire George Soros’ massive donation to his redistricting effort, has privately bragged that “Papa George buys me what I want,” according to insiders.
The governor reportedly strutted into the statehouse holding a piggy bank the size of a Prius, announcing, “My allowance is bigger than Trump’s campaign fund.”
Staffers say Newsom has begun referring to Soros as “Papa George” and now demands juice boxes and graham crackers during cabinet meetings.
“He throws a tantrum if the crackers aren’t organic,” one aide revealed.
“Last week, he threatened to redraw the entire Central Valley into a juice cleanse district.”
Critics claim the Soros funding is less about democracy and more about keeping Newsom entertained so he doesn’t wander off.
Rumors swirl that the governor has already asked for a pony named “Electoral College” and a bouncy castle shaped like the state of California.
As of press time, Newsom was overheard telling reporters, ‘If Trump thinks he can win, he gets a bigger allowance than mine.’
Newsome is certifiably insane
WHY has Soros NOT been arrested as a foreign agent for all of his interference in our electoral process ?
WHO does he have by the short hairs that keeps giving him immunity ?
Why has the MASSAD not taken him out for all of his crimes against the Jews ?
There are the primary questions, and there do not seem to be any answers !
Have no respect for a man that sucks penis
We all must be patient.
Our President is working on taking papa Soros down He and newsome make a great comedic act. Hey, maybe they can fill in for Kimmel. Wouldn’t take any skills to replace that big mouth.
We’re behind you 100%, Mr. President.
Looks like Newsom can be bought and will do anything for money. Doesn’t that make him a whore?
That,& him screwing his best friends wife!
Soros could give Newsome all the money in the world – doesn’t mean he’s going to win😏👎🏼.
newscum is nothing more than another soros puppet, & not worth the air he breathes. soros should be under a prison somewhere, but never on American soil, we don’t need the pollution!!!💩💩💩💩
Newscum will do anything with his mouth to make money I mean anything. Gay boy shows his true colors.