California Governor Gavin Newsome has reportedly left his position fully behind as he prepares to run for President in just four short years, sources have confirmed.
“Wow, our entire state is on fire and we literally can’t get a hold of the governor,” said California resident Al Tillman. “I saw him on TV reacting to the election that night, too. It’s so obvious that he’s going to run for President and he’s clearly not even into the whole ‘Governor of California’ thing anymore. And it’s really too bad. This shithole could really use some leadership these days!”
Newsome supporters defended his right to think about what the future held for him.
“Look, he’s a politician, he doesn’t owe us anything,” said fellow Californian Gene Willis. “We all know that Senators and Representatives would all rather be doing something more important, like being President, so why should we expect them to pretend otherwise? We’ll be fine here Gavin, don’t worry about us. Go play the game!”
As of press time, Senator Newsome had asked reporters to start addressing him as Prospective Future President-Elect Newsome instead, if they didn’t mind.
How about a clear message — Hello I am your future President of the United States and after completely making California a complete SHITHOLE and am now ready to do the same to the United States. I also want to rename the United States to the “State of Gavin Newsome a Greater Pile of Shit” I know I will get your vote!!!!!!
AMEN. YOU NAILED THE SITUATION. THE 1960 TYPE CALIFORNIA IS LOST AND ONLY CONTINUES TO DECLINE.
NEWSOME ADDS MORE TAXES AND DOES NOT CARE IT THE TAX MONEY IS SPENT ON REPAIRING AND SAVING CALIFORNA OR ITS PEOPLE. HOMELESS IS MASSIVE! ITS DANGEROUS FOR EVERYONE WITH THE CONDITION OF SIDEWALKS, UNDERPASSES, DOORWAYS OF BUILDINGS! NEEDLES AND FECAL MATTER EVERYWHERE! AND THE ROADS (HIGHEST TAXES TO REPAIR- BUT…) THEY REMAIN UNREPAIRED AND PITIFUL! NEWSOME ‘GIVES’ AWAY (WHO PAYS FELONS IN PRISON DURING COVID??) HE DID.
YOU SEE HOW POORLY HE HAS RAN CALIFORNIA WHY WOULD VOTERS WANT TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES?
Greasy gruesome Newsome. Sultan of sleaze.. prince of perversion. captain cock bite. King of corruption.. more useful things have fallen outta my ass. At least kamel toe had a low gag reflex!
Love your names/descriptions. Come 2028 if the demoncRATs are foolish enough to select him I predict he will be buried by a DeSantis/Vance (or vise versa) ticket. After all he was already demolished by DeSantis in polls once and comparison of how their states are doing it’s the same way.
HELL NO Newsome is NOT going to ever be President. He is a narcissist and he will kill America same as he has in California. We do NOT want to turn into California. Killed businesses, homelessness, crime ignored just to name a few. Honestly I don’t think he has a snowball chance in hell.
Sadly, those are exactly the things that will get him elected. The democrat electorate loves all those qualities and “achievements”. They will fall all over themselves and fawn all over him. The complicit media will cram him down the throats of the naive and uninformed voters.
Is Newsom a Human Person? He acts like a dumb idoit Dog full of Rabies!!
Kalifornia has truly become the “Land of Fruits and Nuts,” as we used to say in the Air Force. Happy I left there six years ago, and have no regrets. High taxes, high fuel prices, and a rock-solid corrupt gang of politicians who lie to the poor slobs who continue to live there and are forced to pay taxes to support the mess. Newsom would be a perfect candidate for a hair-gel commercial, calling himself “Hollywood.” Maybe he could team up with Hanoi Jane Fonda for a duo gig in 2028. The Dummocrats would love it!
To Gov. Nuesom,just leave California and just run and leavve.
He should relinquish his position to run for president (haha) or should be ousted by recall….make it stick this time!!!! He and his policies are why I left California!!!!!!! Is is a piece of ahit !!!!!
Save your money—-Gruesome!!! Do not waste dumb donor dollars!!! American voters are NOT that frickin’ stupid!!!
Odd, that we have just elected a convicted felon and serial liar, yet we are slamming Newsom as somehow being unqualified. He at least has run a state with the 3rd largest economy in the WORLD? Trump has declared bankruptcy 7 times. The stupidity of the commentors is what is laughable.
You are as Dumb as the Liar and Chief Joe Bidumb must be Related to Dakotahjoe he is just as Lame
Only person who would vote for Newsom is a Dead person mail in Ballot.
Newsom is the biggest fairy ever to f-ck up a state. Doesn’t he realize every other state in America knows how bad his policies in California cesspool destroyed his state business and people are leaving in droves. He bankrupt California and this asshole thinks America is going to vote for his corrupt dumbass policies. He’s worse than do nothing Harris. This has to be a joke if democrats stand behind this asshole it just proves democrats are not for America or the American people. Democrats will never regain respect ever again the democrat party will self destruct within them selves. Americans are sick and tired of their bullish- t they never learn anything that’s why they picked a leader like Trump they will never go backwards. Hang up your hats because you’re fired. Never switch back to the democrats party
agree, while the US constitution has forbidden hereditary titles, there is family royalty in CA and some in other states. In CA there is not a monopoly but an oligopoly of powerful democratic families. the Brown, Gettys, Newsoms, Pelosi, etc. They annoint democratic candidates like newsom and harris. Further they have changed voting laws and intents not necessarily by confusing voted propositions but by appointed bureaucrats making illegal decisions.
example 1. top two voting law changed by illegal decision when implemented. top two prop changed the CA constitution so that any registered party on primary ballot will have it’s winner on actual voting ballot. SOS decision was that only the top two vote getters would be on ballot. what should have been is all primary parties winners on voting ballot AND the top two vote getting primary candidates. the top two inclusion was just in case the bayer asprin man as a write in on the primary was the top vote getter. (says a lot about quality of party candidates in CA).
example 2. AS SOS Brown declared himself legal to run for CA Gov in 2010 even though he had 2 terms already. he mistated an exception to the two term limit which allowed a politico in mid term to finish his term but never to run again for that position. the power of the CA oligopoly of power families prevented questioning.
the US constitution article 4, section 4 is the guarantees clause that assures a republican/representative form of government. i think we need to beef that up. somethow throwing a waitress in jail for serving an unrequested plastic straw i think is not the will of the people.
No Gruesome newsome!!
AH, Newsom may try to leave CA, but will his CA record leave him. The democratic party has brainwashed a lot of the citizens to approve what the democrats have done. Banning ICE cars in 2030. The state rent control law has a section based on increase of costs in CA, but it also has a 5% increase just because. many of the rents are a major cost for residents with anywhere from 30% to 60% of their salary. beyond 50% resident are facing homlessness with other cost of living increases. however assume that rent is 100% of income just for example argument. also assume that cost of living is 0% which never happens in CA.
SO CA is 50% renters, any increase such as the 5% rent increase (annually cumalative) happens, then the renters have to increase their income by higher salaries or charging more for sales goods and service. SO this is a a 5% increase from the renters. renters are 1/2 the population so this is a 2.5% increase for the entire state (5%/2 = 2.5%). supply and demand is not in effect so most landlords charge everything they can because typicall CA will require retrofit of apartments to new standards. (could be solar panels, safety, EV charging facilities, earthquake, etc.). SO Gaving signed into being a rent control law that mandates a cost of living increase for the entire state. realistically. The 2.5% increase is realistically a max, however it may be a 1% to 2.0% increase in next years stats caused solely by CA government. This is compunded annually.
He will NEVER EVER be President. He is hated even more than Kamala!
Seriously californikateors got exactly what they voted for they had a chance to get a new and better person but they voted him back in now he’s doing a disappearing act of his totally destroyed state the funnier part is he thinks he has a chance to be president and that response is No A Snowballs Chance In Hell! Dud you completely abandoned your state and your job your nothing but a leftist loser deserter you deserve NOTHING and that’s all you’ll get! So you morons in Caliy you asked for it you got it LOSERS and FYI we don’t want you in my state either your all useless trouble where ever you go especially RED American States stay out! You have Organ, washingdone, chicagy, jelloware and new yuk all those loser blue states just stay away from ours! This is your Karma deal with it!
His Highness, the faggoty-ass pedo and tranny from faggo-fornia.
Newscum as it should be spelled
He sucked from day one
What you expect he is related to Pelosi
He is another hawk too loser like Kamala