CAMBRIDGE, MA —
Harvard University was thrown into chaos this week as hundreds of students flooded the campus quad to protest what they called the “outdated, oppressive tradition” of grading, sources have confirmed.
Chanting “A for All!” and “Equality Over Effort!”, students demanded the administration abolish homework, exams, and what one sophomore described as “the emotional violence of being held accountable.”
Several protesters carried signs reading “Grades Are Hate Speech” and “Knowledge is Privilege.”
University staff attempted to calm the demonstration by explaining a controversial new policy: “Do the work, get an A. Don’t do the work, fail.”
The announcement was met with gasps, tears, and at least three emotional support llamas.
Reports say the campus “safe spaces” quickly reached capacity as students triggered by the term “GPA” sought refuge.
Others demanded Harvard create a new “Participation Degree” to honor “students who show up spiritually.”
Faculty members, clearly shaken, held an emergency meeting to determine whether expectations themselves could be considered discriminatory.
As of press time, protesters vowed to continue “until every student feels like a winner,” with one leader shouting, “True equity means everyone graduates — even the ones who didn’t enroll!”
“Snowflake” liberalism at it’s best. A scathing indictment of our education system.
Sarcasm and satire here.
GPA…
Grades that give Passing to All !
They should all get an ‘A’ in ‘delusional insanity’. And then be expelled. :o)
“A” is for A**hole.
As these schools are not institutions of education but schools of indoctrination the students might have something, how can you grade indoctrination? A for absurdity ,B for bs ,C for completely ridiculous ,D for having discernment and F for failing to be brainwashed .
Any organization that hires these Harvard graduates need to have a mental exam. They are asking for trouble
I cannot believe the number of people commenting who think these articles are “real” news. Good grief.
It’s amazing people like you think You are the comment police.
You just told the entire world who and what you are
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Nothing to do with the “comment police” and everything to do with how people think this is actually real! Get a grip.
Really get off your high horse and actually look it up. Or is it too hard for you ? Your opinion is just that ! Yours !
We have half a nation that is blind and can’t think for themselves or actually find the truth . You make foolish statements without actually knowing. But you do feel superior.
They are in our streets. Without ever being responsible
There’s only one truth. And that is The God of Heaven still sits in his throne and is about to stop this evil that grips weak people.
Ask why ? Fear grips Americans as if they can’t handle themselves or take responsibility for themselves.When these people are supposed to be from Americans who built this nation. Maybe since we have over 60 million illegals not people who came to join. And they have murdered 69 million American babies. We are about to cease to exist. No longer a free nation . We are watching that unfold . Ever since Bill Clinton ordered the murders of the people of Waco and Rubyridge The media’s became the whores with lies for the democrats/swamp Truth ceased to exist. And Americans who rely only on the boobtube or rag media’s/ internet . Can’t distinguish the truth from lies.
We now must sort threw things with the Holy Spirit holding his children. It takes sarcasm to be able to abide with the most stupid and vile among us After lockdown of Americans who feared dying from a man made virus Instead of asking why. If that was so dangerous? Why would you get the so called cure in a parking lot or drugstore ?
👋Satire is only a comical way of actually telling the truth and to make one of things that has actually happened to be told .
This is not new They tried this year’s ago.
We got DEI and cancel culture.
All created by the fools among us who think we are their idiots to . And for some they really are.
As for those who only see this as satire. Try printing the truth or the actual events that led to this satire.
Satire is now the only way to write so the intelligent among can see Whet the media’s won’t tell . In a time as never before One must need discernment. AI is dangerous and reality is not it’s business. Or goal .
Remember peeps ! It’s called censorship.
Control is their goal
Today’s comedy satire is today’s realism, yes Wake up America,this is our future, coming sooner than you think ,these young kids and a lot of 20 years and older our are future and it sure does look like Socialism