Hunter Biden reversed his previous not guilty plea in his California tax evasion case to the rarely used ‘super guilty’ plea, sources have confirmed.
“Your honor, I’m so guilty you simply wouldn’t believe it,” confessed Biden, who appeared sweaty and itchy throughout the day’s proceedings. “Every single count you’ve got me on trial for is completely accurate and I should face the full consequences of my actions. I am super, super guilty. Like, so guilty.”
Despite the urgings of his attorney, Biden continued confessing to crimes he wasn’t even being tried for yet.
“This was the easiest day of my life,” said prosecutor Joe Smith. “I think Hunter thought he could wiggle out of trouble earlier, when he plead not guilty originally. But since he was found guilty in that other case he’s starting to realize he’s human after all. Or maybe he’s just smoking less crack and coming to his senses. Either way.”
As of press time, Hunter Biden pleaded with the judge to allow the court yet another 10-minute recess, so he could “go to his car and get something.”
Jail him and all of the Biden corrupted family.
we’d need some evidence to do that. so far, no evidence that Joe was involved. if we all looked at evidence instead of staying on ‘our sides’, we wouldn’t be so divided.
If you democrat bastards knew how to tell the truth, you would all be on death row,where you belong.
good one!
Well, there’s plenty of evidence you’re an idiot! Too bad there’s no criminal offense to go with it.
I’m with you 100 % Charles!
Seems to me there is a lot of evidence! Oh thats right , dims dont believe facts! Jeeze, hunter just confessed didnt he?😏
I’m a Democrat, and about the only thing I believe in today, are facts. He’s guilty and he has confessed to his crimes. Please don’t put Democrats in one barrel.
It is unthinkable that the United States has sunk so low as to have a Crime Syndicate running the government (in fact BEING the government) in a Banana Republic like fashion even to the extent of using the very departments whose stated mission is to defend the citizens, to destroy the citizens who show any opposition to the Regime.
The corruption present in the Democrat party today has NO parallel in the history of the United States, and very few in the history of the world.
He confessed cuz he wants to be pardon before his dad leaves office and not take a chance that it gets postponed until Trump is in office
He’s pleading guilty so he can get pardoned before the end of the year. That’s why he mentioned crimes he hasn’t been charged for.
Very interesting idea – makes more sense now – of course no one remembers Biden said he would not pardon his son- but that never stopped him before from flip flopping when it suited him
This whole thing isn’t about tax evasion. It’s about not putting Hunter on the spot and the prosecutors given the ability to question him about where the money came from and how much Daddy Joe got. This takes him off the hook and is much less a crime than treason, money laundering, dealing with the enemy or any other major charges. And i”ll bet anyone any amount that Papa Joe pardons him.
Everyone thinks Pres. Biden will issue a pardon. Joe will remember, on the morning of January 21st. LOL !
Like all good two-year systems, Hunter will not do a minute of time behind bsrs.
So you said that he is smoking less crack….I thought crack was illegal…Is he charged with that as well? You stated that you are aware that he is using crack cocaine. What are the consequences?