As the debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris approaches, the two have finally agreed on rules for the affair, which will now be a full-contact engagement.
“I’m through screwing around,” said Trump. “Let’s go eight rounds. Gloves and helmets, I don’t want to hurt anyone that bad. But enough talking. Let’s put up our dukes! Call Dana, he’ll set it up.”
The bombshell agreement shocked and impressed undecided voters all over the country.
“I love it. This will be the first debate I’ve cared about in decades,” said local independent voter Miles Clark. “I’m on the fence over which one is the candidate for me, but let me see how they handle themselves in a fight. I don’t love the idea of a man boxing a woman, but I think the severe age difference actually makes it pretty fair. Let’s do this!”
As of press time, the fight will be held next Wednesday afternoon, and will be broadcast at Buffalo Wild Wings restaurants all over the country.
If anybody is on the fence like Clark they vote be a real idiot. Harris and that old fool biden have ruined our country in three years. Don’t be an idiot, vote for Trump and take our country back.
i’m wondering exactly how they ruined the country. They pulled us out of the pandemic recession. Yes inflation is still high and grocery prices are still high, but every other economic indicator is surging. Compare our economy to the rest of the world post pandemic. We have 1 millions of jobs created because of the infrastructure they built and now we don’t have to worry about all our bridges crumbling and most of the country will have access to high-speed Internet. It’s also telling the Republicans that voted against Bill are now taking credit for districts. The biggest producer in the world now. My retirement account has grown by leaps and bounds. How has the country been ruined exactly? The worst things I’ve seen happened to this country in the last few years come directly from the Supreme Court that was appointed by Trump.
You lying shill.
Marylou B. No TRUTH to your statement! Biden/Harris: Dumb, Dumber, & Dumbest (all rolled into the two of them)! They both are pathological liars…..enough said.
While Trump was president. He stopped a war from . Russia ,China and N. Korea. and the Economy went way up. Unemployment dropped way down. Gas, water, electric. food prices were low, and many other things. Biden and Harris started turning our country around. They stopped oil drilling in the U.S. and then Unemployment went way up the Economy went down. The cost of living had doubled, prices went way up. More Taxes . Russia, China, and N. Korea are laughing about Biden and Harris. There is a lot of Shootings and riots going on. A lot of stores are being robbed. If you notices there are a lot of cars and truck accidents and building fires here in Ca.
The US is pumping more oil than it ever has. Russia, China, and N. Korea are waiting for their buddy Trump to be elected.
There is crime all over the country. How is that Bidens fault?
Dakotajoe, Just because you say it don’t make it so. Your oil production figures…… are inaccurate at best. Jho buy Deng shut down U S oil production as much as he could and enabled Russia and Iran. Woke criminal policy and open border policy has allowed criminals an illegal drugs into the us at alarming rates. But, you say that doesn’t affect crime rate?
Not going to do much good when Russia , Iran, Venezuelans- etc attack within US! I can hear the idiot cackling now and not able to even put a full sentence together! U all deserve what u get if she cheats her way in – the fall of the United States! She is a moron! And her Chinese – loving partner is pathetic!
What about all the illegals they allowed in our country and the hundreds of billions we the taxpayers are paying them to stay? Use your head and dump the Biden regime down the toilet. Get the wall completed and send the illegals back where they came from. Encourage the legal immigrants that can pay their own way to come and be a part of us!
Sorry dear, you are drinking the kool-aid, believing everything the MSM pukes out. My investments are doing good, but not by leaps and bounds. The recovery from Covid had nothing to do with Biden. If you’re referring to the vaccinations, those were started under Trump before Biden took office. What about the border disaster? I guess if you are a bleeding-heart liberal, it gives you the ability to virtue signal and feel all warm and fuzzy. Exactly how many illegals are you putting up in your home? Gas and groceries are still high you say, but those two things are the most important to people; to get to work, and not starve. Your job numbers are lies; 440,00 is more like it, but recently unemployment numbers have gone up. As far as the Supreme Court goes, are you referring to abortion? I guess you think butchering babies for any reason, up to the 9th month is a good thing? If so, you are heartless Monster. Do a little research not from the MSM, but with fact checker sites to see how many lies you’ve been told. And finally, watch the debate on the tenth (if Kamala even shows up) and you may see the real Kamala. Totally clueless and not even close to having the qualifications to be President. She and Biden are nothing but puppets for Obama and George Soros (who has actually stated that he wants to destroy the U.S. and raise it up into a Socialist country.
Wow Gary. You are right on with your assessment. If we could somehow get the Lefties to stop drinking the koolaid and make their own decisions based on the truth and not what those talking heads on the Communist News Network and other Leftie channels spout.
Talk about drinking the Kool-aid Gary. You sure have a pitcher full.
The recovery had nothing to do with Biden? Really! The recovery just happened on its own! Dumb.
Gas and Groceries are up due to a number of factors. They are up all over the world. Nothing that Biden can really do about that. Neither can Trump or Harris.
You are really going to have to work to spin a Trump win on the 10th. Trump is incoherent and will deliver long winded word salads that will not tell us anything about how he will solve all the problems he spouts.
It must be exhausting living in a world with all these conspiracy theories. Also living in fear about everything.
I tend to agree Mister Bruce. Vigorously.
You’ve got to be kidding. Old fool Biden??? The orange moron is 78! Kamala is 59!!! Talk about old. This country will not go back! And only Kamala can bring this country forward. Why don’t you listen to the orange moron’s rants from 2016 and compare them to today. They’re exactly the same! He’s got nothing new to rant about.
so apparently you love inflation
Kamala is a slippery politician who wants to initiate communist policies. That makes her a communist. Either you are one as well, or very. very stupid.
DEMONrats = 50% possessed, and 50% stupid.
do you even know the difference between communism and Democratic socialism? In fact, she is one of the more moderate Democrats do you like Medicare cause there’s nothing more socialist than Medicare do you like Social Security cause that’s socialist too. If communism means that we want to make sure that all the kids in this country are fed and not gunned down in schools every week. Stop throwing around wars that don’t even apply. Communism is China and North Korea.
Medicare and social security and not socialist programs . You must pay into them like an insurance policy. I remember 1967 asking the owner of the restaurant I worked at what the Medicare deduction was. You don’t get social security unless you have paid in for a minimum of 40 quarters, or 10 years full time.and then you’re not getting much money! Your social security payments are based on what you paid in. Of course, crooked democrats award social security disability to likely leftist voters because they can get away with. That’s theft. The democrap way
Hello brother.
Socialism means you take money and distribute it to a lot of people. You may pay into the system but you will take out more than you put in. So that is a distribution of funds. Why are those on disabilities Leftists. There are more Righties on welfare than there are Leftists.
Try thinking a little harder.
Does stupid run in your family? You would rather have communism or socialism versus a Democracy? You are a fist class idiot. You must be on welfare. Social Security is money I paid!! What an idiot. Go back to bed!
You seem to be the stupid one. Not knowing what type of government we have been using for a 100 years. Get your head out of the dirt and take a look around.
Trump says the same things now as 2016 because that’s what made America great! Then jho and the hoe allowed terrorists and gangs into the country bring fentanyl and death. Spent stupid sums of money so they could steal it half a billion for car chargers and the built 8!! That’s a value, right there!! Lying rat bastard commie democrats! I miss the old schools racist dems like Lester Maddox and George Wallace. At least they didn’t hate America.
To all Trump supporters…I’m from century old Republican registered voters, I plan to vote for Harris, as do others in my family. We are from the thinking Republicans. The current Party is not anything like we remember. Trump is NOT Republican. He is a self serving imposter. If you really value your country(as did my ancestors who fought in the Revolutionary War and have served in the Military since) you will not Vote for Trump. If you Really love your country you will stay home on election day.
Liar – u r ignorant!u won’t even have a country if your moron cackles herself in!
You come from a century of Republicans with their heads up there you know what’s! I retired from the military an I know the difference between democracy and our representative form of government. A democracy is one vote over half and it is law. That is why we have states with representatives selected by the people to cast their votes for the people. States with the most people can’t dictate to the rest of the states. Thank goodness we, hopefully, will never be like California or NY.
You are truly delusional.
You are truly delusional Candace.
Well, Candace, looks like you and your family have unburdened yourselves from what was. Welcome comrade!!! Get ready for food lines!!
Way to go Candace!!
Trump lost in 2020 because people decided he was an awful president and awful person. His actions after losing only enhanced that. Not to mention being convicted of a felony, but should also be convicted on Georgia and for stealing government secrets.
Trump will lose with a bigger margin this year. He will claim it was rigged,. but with no evidence.
Then you idiots will go away
You’re nuts. You must enjoy watching men compete in women’s sports. You must like paying higher prices for groceries, gas, etc. What must of cared about all the frontline nurses who refused to get the jab; what ever happened to ‘my body’? Kamala has done nothing in 3 1/2 years, but ruin our country. I want a flourishing country, not a communist country.
You are “ right on” Rickzilla!
Socialism is synonymous with Communism ( always has been and always will be) Anyone (any Democrat ) that cannot see this is ignorant of history! Read history regarding Soviet Communist Marxist Russia in the 1900’s! The Democratic Party is a Socialist Globalist pre-pro Communist Party using Liberal unrestricted illegal open boarder immigration for one purpose “Votes and votes only”! They could care less about the poor, the homeless, the 240+ year history of Americas Capitalist Republic of “One Nation Under God”! The Democratic Party continues to undermine and destroy America with immoral, perverted, and anti God, anti historical Religious subversion which is a repeat of the biblical history of Sodom and Gomorrah! The ultimate goal of
the Democratic “demonic” Party is to replace our American heritage of “One Nation Under God” with “One Nation Under the Government “ a repeat of Soviet Marxist Communist Russia in the 1900’s! ….Wake up America! You are being lied to by the Democrat Party controlled mainstream media!
People always talk about high gas and food costs.which they are very high,but have you or any of your loved ones tried to buy a home lately.i just had a contractor tell me they are charging 400$,s a sq.foot now.when Trump left office the top buildets were getting 125$ per sq foot.this from a 31 year real estate broker.retired.
Emily..you are too stupid to breathe the air of freedom..just too stupid..
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! In case you don’t recognize that, that’s Kameltoe’s response to every question. Go ahead! Vote for that! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
So how come nobody voted for kamel toe for president? Obama’s handlers pick biden for vp, knowing he is pliable. And Harris to run with biden. Then, the dumped jho buy Deng and installed Harris. And leftist freaks think maga is destroying democracy?!?!! Tell that to 11 million dems who voted for biden in the primary.
So you don’t want to go back 3 1/2 years ago when the Economy was better? When gas was $1.99 a gallon. When food was cheaper. When our Country was energy independent. I can’t and won’t vote for someone just because they are cute, female, black, and can kackle with her big mouth open. I base my vote on Policies. Which of the two has the best Policies for my family. I am not for the one who lets millions of invaders into our Country illegally and then gives them free food, free housing, and free healthcare. Are you getting any of these items free? Our taxes have gone up to supply these invaders with free stuff. Ask yourself if you were better off 3 1/2 years ago or now.
If we don’t go back to no wars and all economic sectors flourishing (yes along racial lines too) then we will go nowhere and quite possibly fall off a cliff. Obviously you have not grasped that Little Miss K is a fraud and poseur. She has done just about zero as a VP. Her border dereliction is treasonous, along with Biden and that complete moron Mayorkas. These people are vacuous and stupid and dangerous. Snap out of your trance. Don’t just be a “feel good” lemming.
My fear is the ignorance level of the supporters of Ms Harris combined with the opportunists in the communist press will conspire (not the first time!) and file some sort of assault charges against trump for this posting of satire. They REALLY DON’T know the difference.
It’s complicated isn’t it! Ignorance is complicated. I agree with your generalities.
God help us if orange man is back in.
Ya gotta love the morons that say “orange man bad” it’s all the mental giants vocabulary can handle.
Yes, God help us …
God help us with sending these invaders back to their own countries
God help us with lowering the crime rate
God help us with lowering inflation so we can buy groceries and gas
God help us with ridding this country of the corrupt politicians
God help us with bringing peace into the world
God help us with Making America Great and Healthy Again
Amen!
He sure won’t help if America is stupid and or corrupt enough to install Harris as president
…But the alternative is a Field of Dreamy BS. How about a positive proven record (!) rather than an imagined “gee jumping in with lemmings makes me feel good” death wish? How about substance vs. vacuity? Madame Kamala is the Queen of Vacuity. Beware.
Anybody voting for Harris must like all of the Illegals coming in, high grocery choices, high gas prices, high resturant prices, out of site housing costs, run away inflation! with Harris we are guaranteed more of the same! she wants to fix what they broke!
Kamell toe flip flops are just her way of unburdening herself from what was. She said it herself.
Say what?
We voters have the choice, turn further left towards utter disaster and only God’s mercy can save our country. We will all need God to make it through the next four years. Turn back to the right and we will still need God in our lives but there will be far less fear, danger and suffering and it will be much easier to deal with stuff.
It has been reported on right wing media that the Kamala Harris campaign has plans to pass a bill making male masturbation defined as abortion if elected.Their claim is each ejaculation aborts millions of babies.
Your comments are really stupid.
Yea!! That’s a load she could have swallowed.
Who in their right mind would vote for Harris she and Biden totally destroyed America the Democrats want Communism they want the Government to run everything just to control the American people and our money that’s why they want to raise taxes to a very high level.
Trump is wearing gloves and a helmet. Why is Kameltoe wearing kneepads?
A vote for democrat is like having pissing on the country and telling them it’s the climate control and dead babies are a Christmas gift and our little boy going to school and coming home in a dress I don’t care what you skin color is but you have to admit they have screwed over the people of color for so long those poor people have to move again cause the Mexicans have replaced them as the democrats favorite people wake up people it’s time to take our country back from the degenerates called the democrats
Well we only have two choices which is not saying much. I don’t want to share my tax dollars with every schmo from a third world country. Nor do I believe we all deserve the same things, as they need to be earned. Plus, I want to keep my guns and I don’t want the government involved in my healthcare. I could go on and on. That only leaves one logical choice as the other choice is socialism/communism. In that system, that means the only rich are government officials and all the rest of us are poor. I know a person whose family came from Cuba and he has told me the real stories. Tell me how a plumber and a doctor practically make the same amount of money…because the government places you in a job, owns your home and controls your food as they still ration food. NO Thank you! I pray people wake up and see that the more control we give our government over us the more we are screwed.
Kamala us the whore of babylon.
Kamel Toe will agree to a debate with Trump until she chicken out again.
People always talk about high gas and food costs.which they are very high,but have you or any of your loved ones tried to buy a home lately.i just had a contractor tell me they are charging 400$,s a sq.foot now.when Trump left office the top buildets were getting 125$ per sq foot.this from a 31 year real estate broker.retired.
These mental giants say orange man bad. is that just as racist as black woman bad? Just wondering.
It’s hard to believe as bad as Biden/Harris have been and almost ruined US already – that there are still so many ignorant people to vote to do it again! Gasoline will sky rocket again like it did 1 day after last election. Another Afghanistan debacle will happen and we will lose more Americans to stupidity – after all how much money /equipment did they leave over there ?!! More rapes and murders from the border – oh and let’s not forget the friendly Venezuelans who have taken over apts. in Denver and Chicago! Oh yes Biden/ Harris have really done a superb job – oh and another World War on the horizon – I’m sure Harris will talk Putin or the Chinese out of it with her ‘masterful’ talking techniques!! What a joke!
If Trump becomes POTUS again, he needs to declare herself as the first female president.
The first thing that is going to happen is the left’s collective mind will break. “He can’t do that!” they will whine.
Trump would then reply: “First, it’s ‘she can’t do that’ and second, why not, and be as detailed as possible so I can take notes.”
The left’s hate of Trump would cause them to create a huge list which would then be turned around and used against the people on the left.
Brilliant!! Trump can say he’s a lesbian trapped in a man’s body, just like me!!!
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