Hunter Biden, President Joe Biden’s overwhelming failure of an adult son, is reportedly grateful that recent gaffes by his elderly father have kept embarrassing details about his life out of the media for the last couple of weeks, sources have confirmed.
“This is fantastic,” said Hunter Biden, shirtless and looking for a hooker on his laptop. “I can do whatever I want, and they’re too busy complaining about my dad’s brain being soup to do anything about it. Hey, will Uber Eats bring you crack cocaine? What if I tip real nice?”
While Hunter’s antics have escaped their traditional media scrutiny for the last few weeks, experts predict that it’s only a matter of time before the spotlight finds him again.
“Hunter literally can’t stop being a shithead,” said local journalist Walter Carter. “Long after this story about his father being old and decrepit has died down, there will be Hunter Biden, proudly slurring his words and sending nude pictures of himself to unsuspecting women. He’s really the gift that keeps on giving for journalists like me.”
As of press time, Hunter Biden announced his own 2024 presidential candidacy during a what appeared to be a crack binge.
Jail will be good for him for a few years to dry out maybe 5 years to serve 80 percent for his charges but his dad shouldn’t pardon him
Hunter Biden is a disgusting prostitute like Jeffrey Epstein.
jail the Crooked Clan bag man!
Hunter and daddy and all family members belong in prison including Jill they all were involved in Treason and enjoyed spending the incriminating money. You can’t own million dollar mansions on a senators salary corrupt old Joey and family found away to extort millions of dollars from foreign countries. Biden is a corrupt democrat politicians and a racist fraud. Hopefully they will get what they deserve a very long prison time. What’s Hunter doing supplying old Joe with cocaine. Disgusting family. FJB
The only reason taxpayer dollars are going to Ukraine is because a lot will be funneled back to one of the many Biden accounts FJB