A disoriented President Joe Biden has reportedly once again locked himself out of the White House and was forced to camp out on the lawn, sources have confirmed.
“I don’t understand why this keeps happening,” said Vice President Kamala Harris. “Our 81-year-old President is of a sound mind and body, so there’s really no reason he should keep locking himself out of the White House and crashing in the front yard. This must be some conservative conspiracy to make him look old and confused. Nice try!”
Others weren’t so sure that sabotage was to blame for the President’s recent troubles.
“I think he just likes it out there,” said First Lady Jill Biden. “I mean, we put a hide-a-key out there after the last few times, and it still keeps happening. He either likes it, or is mentally unfit to serve in the role of President of the United States of America. I’m not sure which it is!”
As of press time, President Biden had been lured back inside the White House with promises of hard candy and ice cream.
It’s obvious he does not have a sound mind so why do people keep saying he is of sound mind and body . His age and his speech when he talks tells all . He slurs his words and it doesn’t matter they change his shoes so he has less trouble walking and not falling. It’s time for him to get out but the Democrat Party and himself don’t want to let go of the control . He has totally destroyed our economy and our country with the border surge . Our cost of living has gone through the roof . Please God rescue us .🙏🙏
Please remove this compromised, corrupt and sick president. Everyone knows he has Alzheimer’s disease but the Dems can get him to approve just about anything to meet their agenda socialism and put money in their pockets. I normally would support our President but he has failed as a leader too many times.
Vet
Biden is a disgrase. Not only is he a crook, he is a liar. HIs whole family are crooks., Read up on his family and see how corrupt they are. One just has to look at Hunter and see what a great job he and Jill have done in raising him. He has ruined this country and hopefully come November we can turn around some of the trecious acts he has committed. He is the laughing stock of the world and it would not surprise me to find out he is a pedophile. I have friends in many countries and they all say that he is laughed at.
He must be stopped and so should the rest of the left wing radicals. Go to the poles in November and vote Republican.