Current president Joe Biden was mistaken for the titular character of the new Beetlejuice sequel at its recent red carpet premiere, sources have confirmed.
“Oh my god, I talked to that guy for five minutes thinking it was someone doing a really good impression of Beetlejuice,” said Entertainment Tonight reporter Nancy O’Dell. “Then someone told me it was President Joe Biden and I realized what was going on. My god, the resemblance is uncanny. I did think it was bizarre when Beetlejuice introduced me to his wife, Jill.”
Despite the confusion, Biden reportedly enjoyed the movie, at least what he saw of it.
“The president fell asleep halfway through my movie,” said director Tim Burton. “Normally, I’d have someone woken up or thrown out if that happened, but when it’s the leader of the free world, I guess you have to let him sit there and snore. I still can’t believe how much he looks like Beetlejuice. I could’ve saved a ton of money on makeup if I’d just cast him, huh?”
As of press time, Biden had woken up near the end of the movie and loudly demanded that it be start over for him.
Beetle juice can speak. Jho buy Deng cannot.
Dump ‘Thousands of BALLOTS’ into the ‘BOXES’ again. And Kamila wins!!!
Unlike the former President, he only snored but did not fart and mess his pants!
Were you the clean up man, since you stated it?
Good one! I’m thinking he was Biden’s poopy diaper changer. Probably just as senile, and got confused.