As the Presidential election nears, Democratic nominee Kamala Harris has revealed a list of her potential cabinet members, causing controversy with her surprising picks. Check out the 10 people Kamala has revealed she would put in her cabinet if elected President!
Vice President – Oprah
Sorry, Timmy. You’re Charlie Brown and you fell for the football trick. Say hello to Vice President Winfrey!
Secretary of the Treasury – The Monopoly Guy
Despite repeated briefings informing Harris that this isn’t a real guy, she has refused to yield in her vision. How inspiring.
Secretary of State – Hillary Clinton
“Yes, yes, one step closer,” said Clinton, upon hearing of her placement on the list. “Everything is falling into place.”
Secretary of Energy – Hunter Biden
Kamala promised Joe she’d give his unhirable son something to do. She tried to pick up something she didn’t think he could screw up too bad and came up with the Energy gig. God help us all.
Secretary of Education – Big Bird
This makes sense, since television does so much educating of our youth as it is. One of the least controversial selections announced so far.
Secretary of Agriculture – Kamala’s Nephew, Marcus Harris
She swears he’s qualified, but I don’t know, this one seems a little fishy to us.
Secretary of Defense – Dick Cheney
This ought to be fine, right? Right?
Attorney General – Joe Camel
Having been public enemy number one of the Attorney General decades ago, the former cigarette spokesperson has began a new chapter in his career. He intends to outlaw vaping and make smoking mandatory.
Secretary of the Interior – Bernie Sanders
Kamala has admitted to not knowing what this position is. She just wanted to give Bernie something to do so he’d stop screaming at her in the hallways about the one percent all the time.
Secretary of Transportation – Pete Buttigieg
A holdover from Biden’s cabinet. Harris thinks he’s done a pretty good job so far and has indicated she would keep him in his current role.
What a joke Kamala is sharp as a bowling ball
And dumber than Joe Biden and hunter combined
Harris is so dumb she couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if you wrote the instructions on the bottom of the heel!
So what? She has a big mouth and almost no gag reflex!!!
Mika,
That is a good one!
Is this satire or for real?
Unfortunately, it’s real
Kameltoe’s first choice is a tall hutch with glass doors and shelves.
Death to the Rapebublikkklan Party. Following the lead of a Rapist, Liar, Dishonest, Racist 🍕💩🤡🐷❄️. Do
You people realize that Ivankkka slept with the Saudi Arabian Prince. And Lowlife Trump pushed for
It. And they made up
The 🐂💩 story that he gave the 2 billion 💵, to Jarod. Ask yourself why would an evil Arab give a Jew that amount of 💵, for no reason. He told them you want money. I need to sleep with with Ivankkka. They sold that 🍕 ass , faster than you can imagine. Fuck trump and you for sucking his 🍄 little cock. Like Ivankkka used to do when she was 13.
People with two first names are dumb fucks.
Isn’t that right Bob Jean?
You probably wouldn’t know your ass from a hole in the ground with a finger in each…
You need to increase your meds.
Speaking of Arab royalty, do you have any hot gossip on who the Kamaltola Insainy has been sleeping with ?
All of em
Gezzz, Bobby cream jeans, did you make it out of 1st grade? Writing with pictures is cool! Did you learn that at you tube university? Stop playing with yourself and looking at pictures of Ivanka. Ya freak.
You do realize that this website does satire, right? It’s funny and supposed to be. Why are you getting all bent out of shape because of it?
You need to increase your meds
But stupid brainwashed people will vote for this loser this is obama’s way off destroying the dream of one day even you can be president
Why does her choice for AG look.just like the current one?