New York, NY — Before even stepping foot in office, socialist mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced he intends to call President Donald J. Trump for “emergency wealth-redistribution aid” sources have confirmed.
Mamdani, whose campaign centered on taxing billionaires, bashing Trump and “abolishing profit,” reportedly suffered an existential crisis after discovering New York’s remaining wealthy residents had already started escaping Florida, Texas, and reality.
Insiders say the upcoming call will feature “strategic sobbing,” “a PowerPoint labeled I only said those things to win,” and “a scented candle called Socialist Despair — rumored to smell like an emotionally supportive compost bin.”
The mayor-elect, who once promised to replace police with “trauma-informed conflict mediators and bean-bag empathy units,” is now asking Trump for a multi-billion-dollar bailout to fund his new initiative, Subsidized Hope — Phase Two.
White House staff, bracing for the call, described it as “having the potential to be more painful than listening to Kamala explain electric buses.”
One aide said, “We’re stocking earplugs, Pepto-Bismol, and a button that transfers the call directly to customer support at Spirit Airlines.”
As of press time, Mamdani was reportedly rehearsing his phone greeting in the mirror, alternating between “President Trump, forgive me,” and “Mr. President, could you spot me a billion till payday?”
Yep! That’s the only thing that all socialist are good at, “Spending Other People’s Money” until it all runs out, then leaving office for others to “Clean up their Mess”, something that will take decades to do!
New York voters should have been more careful for what they voted for, now they are going to have to pay the price, for their stupidity!
Amen!
Not really it’s not the only thing !
Bernie SandersSocialist Cuba puts those who disagree with the regime on their knees on the sports field and blows out their brains broadcasting the event across Cuba .
. Hitler and Mussolini And Stalin murdered their own people Our veterans died to keep this out of America. And Americans are now seeing this come our way . London proves this.
The word socialist is a kinder word for morons to swallow It’s A NAZI disguised as a liberal/ progressive and a fluffy Idea being wrapped in every deadly thing they can do to humans.
Words matter.
Satire – truth wrapped in funny
AIDS -The kinder gentler name for – Real Name monkey pox
And every illegal especially Muslims and chimes are our enemies within
All being passed off as Americans
Anyone other than the slugs wanting everything for free knew full well this was going to happen. Well folks live with what you voted for.
Mamdani is no different than a scorpion. From today’s Daily Devo of Pastor Greg:
It’s like the scorpion who wanted to cross a pond. Scorpions can’t swim, of course, so he needed a ride. He walked up to a rather unsuspecting turtle and said, “I was wondering if you might give me a lift across this little pond.”
The turtle said, “Are you joking? You will sting me, and we’ll both drown.”
The scorpion said, “My dear turtle, if I were to sting you, I would go down with you. Where would the logic be in that?”
As they made their way across the little pond, however, the scorpion pulled out his stinger and gave the turtle a mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the turtle turned to the scorpion and said, “There was no logic in stinging me. Why in the world did you do it?”
The scorpion replied, “It has nothing to do with logic. It’s just my nature.”
No Mandani pay for it yourself. The rest of Americans are not paying guy your failures
Trump should send a message: Need money, get it the old fashioned way, earn it !!!
Tell him to sell his camels for money
I want to be the fly on the wall for that phone call even though it will never happen. Trump has already said there will be no federal fund if that communist won the mayoral race. To all the idiots who voted for socialism in NYSHITTY deserve everything that comes their way, especially the celebrities. The saying go woke go broke means exactly that in this scenario.
I hope anyone who works for a living and takes pride in doing so understands what is going on in our country. Those who don’t take pride in making their own way in the world have reached critical mass. While the majority of Americans are out working their butts off, the rest are at the poles voting for YOU to support them ! I read that only a million of eight million voted in the N.Y.C. Mayoral election !? Most of them voted for Mamdani to require YOU to support THEM !
If you work, if you strive, if you feel any personal responsibility whatsoever, it is imperative that moving forward you take the time out of your busy schedule to VOTE !
There is an old parable ;
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day ! ( this is my pleasure to do ! )
Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for life ! ( this is also my pleasure to do )
I would add ;
Give a man your fishing pole and YOU will starve ! ( this I have no interest or intention of doing, and I would suggest you give some serious thought as to wether or not you are willing to do it either ! )
The progressive/Marxist/Socialist movement is about people who insist that you are not giving them enough of your hard earned fish ! They don’t think your doing enough for them by teaching them to fish either ! They will not be happy until you give them your fishing pole and YOU starve !
Don’t let them steal your fishing pole ! You worked hard for your money to buy it ! You use it every day to feed yourself and your loved ones ! Don’t be apathetic ! Get out and vote, because the ones who’s goal it is to steal your fishing pole certainly are !
I like the way the Daily Skrape does it. They allow citizens to post comments right after the article.
Think about the why ?
Not many sites have as many comments like this one
It’s censored and every name is collected for later dates as the terrorists they have already labeled Americans as
If you love America You are marked
Let New Yorkers suffer, they voted him in, now live with it.
Can’t wait for Maddammi to walk into his barber shop and get nailed more than twice the old price (so the barber can afford to stay in NYC).
I can just imagine the New York Post headline: “Trump to NYC: Drop Dead.” 🤣🤣
Maybe he can tap his bud George Soros for a billion?
Hey New York too late to wake up!!! The one that can afford it will leave, the ones that can’t afford to leave will pay the price for the ones that voted for this Socialist.
All of you fail to see the big picture !
👋Watch Trumps Interview with Laura Ingraham
I support him most of the time But being nearly 80 yrs old I have lived through his. Beginnings in the public eye. As well as these lifelong democrats. All democrats destroyed America and are responsible for the over 60 million illegals. Republicans are up their anus ! And the astronomical inflation Belongs to all of them . Today he told all Americans that he was bringing 600,000 Chinese in Because we didn’t have the tec savy people. Instead of giving Americans the education to work in America. More H1BI visas
Think about this one! Our politicians gave all of our industry/ medicines to China and the rest of the world . China our enemy who gave us the killer virus. And contaminated our medical drugs. And supplies the chemicals to Mexico to produce fentanyl . And has just this year had Chinese students bringing things into America to destroy our agriculture And states are selling our lands to China. And have over 300,000 military age chinese men waiting . And Kristi Noem telling us that illegals are needed. Watch as the illegals are put in the vacant homesNo more deportations . As we all know Americans are at the bottom. So much for Americans first. Democrats tell us they want us dead And republicans systematically destroy us . We are now Europe.
And listen to his stupid answer to the 50 year mortgage that is nothing but rent for life. While Blackrock ,Vanguard etc have bought all the housing that sits empty in Florida. That’s why DeSantis wants the property tax To go away. Not for Americans but the rich that won’t pay taxes like we do per house / unit . Michigan and Minnesota are nothing but Muslims who think they are the rulers. None of them obey our laws while 90% are on every benefit there is. As we speak they are having their rug prayers in Times Square.
New York City will be worse But is no different than the dictator run California Guess whose money pays for med cal While legal citizens are considered less than human.
Thank God Abbott stoped their planned city. In Texas . Mamdani says he will not take the oath of our constitution Those that caused this London parallel Are moving to other states to ruin them
Never ever give up your 2
If he’s holding his breath until he gets his wish, he won’t last very long.
It’s the Americans who are holding their breath. Knowing there is only one answer to taking back America!
Waiting waiting waiting In the meantime our own foolish people are voting for And siding with the very enemies that are here to kill us all
No one after a year has been brought to trial And only one law actually passed. What does that say about those who sit in our chambers We are Waiting for real accountability for the crimes of those they have tons of evidence against.
And I pray for Americans scales to fall from their eyes. No foreign born person especially a Muslim should ever sit in any position of Authority over Americans .