Joy Behar’s invitation to President Trump has reportedly triggered a full-scale meltdown inside ABC headquarters, where executives immediately launched a six-hour crisis meeting to determine whether Behar had become “infected with unauthorized right-leaning thought patterns,” sources have confirmed.
Witnesses say the moment Behar said Trump’s name without screaming, alarms went off, emergency shutters slammed down, and hazmat-suited producers shouted, “LOCK DOWN THE STUDIO — SHE’S SHOWING SIGNS OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT!”
A segment producer reportedly hurled a clipboard and yelled:
“FIRST she admits a conservative woman could win… NOW she invites TRUMP?! THIS IS HOW IT STARTS — THIS IS HOW WE LOSE JOY TO FREE THINKING!”
According to staffers, ABC immediately deployed a team of “ideological first responders” armed with flashcards labeled ORANGE MAN BAD, soothing soundtracks of Rachel Maddow, and a rapid-response “narrative reconditioning tent.”
Hakeem Jeffries, upon hearing the news, allegedly demanded a full “political detox sweep” of the building, warning executives that if Behar receives even one compliment from Trump, “she could flip red faster than California loses businesses.”
As of press time… ABC was preparing a multi-million-dollar containment plan in case Behar accidentally laughs at something Trump says on air.
And just by the producers’ reaction we now know why The View is not taken of the air.